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27 radio stations, hosts, exclusives and on-air ads from Grand Theft Auto V and GTA Online, with previews and links to Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube.

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GTA 5's radio wheel now holds 27 stations. Seventeen shipped in 2013, The Lab and Self Radio came in 2015, and the rest arrived with GTA Online updates through 2021, Media Player included.

This page has all 950 songs with search, the 47 hosts and who they are in real life, the artists behind the exclusives, and 117 on-air ads.

There's also the score: for the first time in the series, mission music came from Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist and Oh No. Below that: The Music of GTA V album and making-of videos.

GTA 5 Radio Stations and Their Hosts

All 27 stations on the wheel: the 17 from the 2013 story mode, The Lab and Self Radio, seven GTA Online stations and Media Player. Click a station to open its tracklist.

GTA 5 · 2013 and The Lab · 16 stations

Los Santos Rock Radio

Classic rock

Kenny Loggins · 38 tracks · since 2013

2013

Kenny Loggins hosts the classic and soft rock station and sings its jingles himself. Two of his own songs are in rotation: "Danger Zone" and "I'm Free".

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Kenny Loggins

Tracklist · 38 tracks

  • All The Things She Said

    Simple Minds · 1985

  • Baker Street

    Gerry Rafferty · 1978

  • Big Log

    Robert Plant · 1983

  • Dirty White Boy

    Foreigner · 1979

  • Heartbeat

    Don Johnson · 1986

  • Higher Love

    Steve Winwood · 1986

  • Hollywood Nights

    Bob Seger · 1978

  • I Can't Wait

    Stevie Nicks · 1985

  • I Don't Care Anymore

    Phil Collins · 1982

  • I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You

    The Alan Parsons Project · 1977

  • If You Leave Me Now

    Chicago · 1976

  • I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)

    Kenny Loggins · 1984

  • Lonely Is The Night

    Billy Squier · 1981

  • Night Moves

    Bob Seger · 1976

  • Ogden's Nut Gone Flake

    Small Faces · 1968

  • Photograph

    Def Leppard · 1983

  • Radio Ga Ga

    Queen · 1984

  • Rain

    The Cult · 1985

  • Rock'n Me

    Steve Miller Band · 1976

  • Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

    Elton John · 1973

  • The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)

    Greg Kihn Band · 1981

  • Too Late For Goodbyes

    Julian Lennon · 1984

  • What A Fool Believes

    The Doobie Brothers · 1978

  • Black Velvet

    Alannah Myles · 1989

  • Burning Heart

    Survivor · 1985

  • Carry On Wayward Son

    Kansas · 1966

  • Cat's In The Cradle

    Harry Chapin · 1974

  • Circle In The Sand

    Belinda Carlisle · 1987

  • Comin' On Strong

    Broken English · 1987

  • Danger Zone

    Kenny Loggins · 1980

  • Fortunate Son

    Creedence Clearwater Revival · 1968

  • Gimme All Your Lovin'

    ZZ Top · 1983

  • Mississippi Queen

    Mountain · 1969

  • Peace Of Mind

    Boston · 1976

  • Roundabout

    Yes · 1971

  • Shadows Of The Night

    Pat Benatar · 1982

  • 30 Days In The Hole

    Humble Pie · 1972

  • We Built This City

    Starship · 1985

Non-Stop-Pop FM

Pop and dance-pop

Cara · 41 tracks · since 2013

2013

Cara Delevingne plays a tongue-in-cheek version of herself, spinning pop, R&B and dance-pop from the '80s to the 2010s. Moloko's "The Time Is Now" was pulled from the station in September 2026.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Cara — Cara Delevingne

Tracklist · 41 tracks · 1 removed

  • Adult Education

    Hall & Oates · 1983

  • Anthem

    N-Joi · 1990

  • Don't Wanna Fall In Love

    Jane Child · 1989

  • Everything She Wants

    Wham! · 1984

  • Gimme More

    Britney Spears · 2007

  • Glamorous

    Fergie · 2006

  • Lady (Hear Me Tonight)

    Modjo · 2000

  • Music Sounds Better With You

    Stardust · 1998

  • 1 Thing

    Amerie · 2005

  • Only Girl (In The World)

    Rihanna · 2010

  • Pure Shores

    All Saints · 2000

  • Rhythm Of The Night

    Corona · 1993

  • Scandalous

    Mis-Teeq · 2003

  • West End Girls

    Pet Shop Boys · 1984

  • With Every Heartbeat (With Kleerup)

    Robyn · 2005

  • Work (Freemasons Mix)

    Kelly Rowland · 2007

  • Alright

    Jamiroquai · 1996

  • Applause

    Lady Gaga · 2013

  • Bad Girls

    M.I.A. · 2012

  • Cooler Than Me

    Mike Posner · 2009

  • Days Go By

    Dirty Vegas · 2001

  • Feel Good Inc.

    Gorillaz · 2005

  • I Want It That Way

    Backstreet Boys · 1999

  • Kids

    Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue · 2000

  • Let's Go All The Way

    Sly Fox · 1985

  • Living In A Box

    Living In A Box · 1987

  • Me & U

    Cassie · 2006

  • Meet Me Halfway

    The Black Eyed Peas · 2009

  • Midnight City

    M83 · 2011

  • Moves Like Jagger

    Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera · 2010

  • New Sensation

    INXS · 1987

  • On Our Own

    Bobby Brown · 1988

  • Promises, Promises

    Naked Eyes · 1983

  • Send Me An Angel

    Real Life · 1983

  • 6 Underground

    Sneaker Pimps · 1996

  • Smalltown Boy

    Bronski Beat · 1984

  • Something Got Me Started (Hurley's House Mix)

    Simply Red

  • Tape Loop

    Morcheeba · 1996

  • Tell It To My Heart

    Taylor Dayne · 1987

  • Tennis Court

    Lorde · 2013

  • Wait

    Blow Monkeys feat. Kym Mazelle · 1989

  • The Time Is Now

    removed · 09.2026 · Moloko

Radio Los Santos

Modern hip-hop

Big Boy · 64 tracks · since 2013

2013

Hosted by Big Boy, the longtime morning voice of LA's Power 106. In 2021 he added exclusives from Hit-Boy, Freddie Gibbs with Pusha T, and Mozzy with YG, and six Dr. Dre songs joined the playlist in January 2022.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Big Boy — Kurt Alexander

Tracklist · 64 tracks

  • A.D.H.D.

    Kendrick Lamar · 2011

  • Ali Bomaye

    Game feat. 2 Chainz & Rick Ross · 2012

  • Bassheads

    Gangrene · 2013

  • Hold Up

    Marion Band$ feat. Nipsey Hussle · 2013

  • Hood Gone Love It

    Jay Rock feat. Kendrick Lamar · 2011

  • How It Was

    Future

  • ILLuminate

    Ab-Soul feat. Kendrick Lamar · 2012

  • I'm A Real 1

    YG · 2013

  • Life Of A Mack

    100s · 2013

  • R-Cali

    A$AP Rocky

  • Say That Then

    Problem feat. Glasses Malone · 2013

  • Slow Down

    Clyde Carson feat. The Team · 2012

  • Smokin' And Ridin'

    BJ The Chicago Kid feat. Freddie Gibbs & Problem · 2013

  • Still Livin'

    Freddie Gibbs · 2012

  • Too Hood

    Gucci Mane feat. Ciara

  • Bad News

    Danny Brown & Action Bronson · 2015

  • Bugatti

    Ace Hood feat. Future & Rick Ross · 2013

  • Collard Greens

    ScHoolboy Q feat. Kendrick Lamar · 2013

  • Do It Big

    Problem & Iamsu! feat. Bad Lucc & Sage The Gemini · 2013

  • Came Thru/Easily feat Mac Miller and Ab-Soul

    Chuck Inglish · 2013

  • Everyday

    Trouble feat. Gucci Mane

  • Hunnid Stax

    Ab-Soul feat. ScHoolboy Q · 2014

  • I Can't Wait

    Young Scooter feat. Trinidad James

  • Kush Coma

    Danny Brown feat. a$Ap Rocky & ZelooperZ · 2013

  • Millions

    Skeme · 2013

  • Relaxin

    G-Side feat. G-Mane · 2010

  • Sellin' Dope

    Freddie Gibbs & Mike Dean

  • Swimming Pools (Drank)

    Kendrick Lamar · 2012

  • Upper Echelon feat T.I. and 2 Chainz

    Travi$ Scott · 2013

  • Work

    A$AP Ferg · 2013

  • Work

    Young Scooter feat. Gucci Mane

  • Black Privilege

    Dr. Dre · 2022

  • Stir Fry

    Migos · 2017

  • Ski

    Young Stoner Life, Young Thug & Gunna · 2021

  • Wow Freestyle

    Jay Rock feat. Kendrick Lamar · 2018

  • It's A Vibe

    2 Chainz feat. Ty Dolla $Ign, Trey Songz, Jhené Aiko · 2017

  • Diamond Mind

    Dr. Dre feat. Nipsey Hussle & Ty Dolla Sign · 2022

  • Feed Me Dope

    Future · 2017

  • Kung Fu

    Cordae · 2018

  • Plain Jane

    A$AP Ferg · 2017

  • ETA

    Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes & Anderson .Paak · 2022

  • ZEZE

    Kodak Black feat. Travis Scott & Offset · 2018

  • Go Live

    Fredo Santana feat. Chief Keef, Ball Out & Tadoe · 2017

  • The Scenic Route

    Dr. Dre feat. Rick Ross & Anderson .Paak · 2022

  • Flex

    Polo G feat. Juice Wrld · 2020

  • LEMONHEAD

    Tyler, The Creator feat. 42 Dugg · 2021

  • My Type

    Saweetie · 2019

  • Big Subwoofer

    MOUNT WESTMORE · 2021

  • Gospel

    Dr. Dre feat. Eminem · 2022

  • Big Fish

    Vince Staples feat. Juicy J · 2017

  • Chrome Hearts

    D-Block Europe feat. Offset · 2021

  • Fallin Up

    Dr. Dre feat. Thurz & Cocoa Sarai · 2022

  • The Box

    Roddy Ricch · 2019

  • Low Life

    Future feat. The Weeknd · 2016

  • Lockjaw

    French Montana feat. Kodak Black · 2016

  • What A Life

    Big Sean & Hit-Boy · 2021

  • Let's Get It

    ScHoolboy Q · 2022

  • Pick The Phone Up

    Freddie Gibbs feat. Juicy J

  • Miami Vice

    Freddie Gibbs feat. Pusha T

  • XL

    Hit-Boy & Dom Kennedy

  • So Fancy

    Mike Dean & Offset

  • Blue Cheese

    Rich The Kid & MIKE DEAN · 2021

  • Hoppin' Out

    Mozzy & YG

  • Coochie

    Tia Corine

Channel X

Punk and hardcore

Keith Morris · 18 tracks · since 2013

2013

Keith Morris, Black Flag's original singer, hosts the punk station and helped build its playlist. His band OFF! recorded "What's Next?" for the game.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Keith Morris

Tracklist · 18 tracks

  • Amoeba

    The Adolescents · 1980

  • Blown Away

    Youth Brigade · 2022

  • Bored Of You

    Agent Orange · 1981

  • Lexicon Devil

    The Germs · 1979

  • Life Of Crime

    The Weirdos · 1977

  • My War

    Black Flag · 1984

  • Pervert

    The Descendents · 1985

  • Rock House

    Circle Jerks · 1985

  • Abolish Government/Silent Majority

    T.S.O.L. · 1991

  • Subliminal

    Suicidal Tendencies · 1993

  • The Mouth Don't Stop (The Trouble With Women Is)

    Fear

  • What's Next?

    OFF! · 2013

  • I Don't Need Society

    D.R.I · 1983

  • Don't Push Me Around

    The Zeros · 1991

  • John Wayne Was A Nazi

    MDC · 1982

  • Linda Blair

    Redd Kross · 1982

  • Los Angeles

    X · 1980

  • The Enemy

    D.O.A. · 1980

Rebel Radio

Outlaw country

Jesco White · 17 tracks · since 2013

2013

Outlaw country and rockabilly, hosted by Jesco White of the 1991 documentary "Dancing Outlaw". You can find him in the game too: he tap-dances to a boombox by an abandoned pier in North Alamo.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Jesco White

Tracklist · 17 tracks

  • Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way

    Waylon Jennings · 1975

  • Can't Hardly Stand It

    Charlie Feathers · 1956

  • Convoy

    C.W. McCall · 1975

  • Get Outta My Car

    Hasil Adkins · 2006

  • I Ain't Living Long Like This

    Waylon Jennings · 1979

  • If You Wanna Get To Heaven

    Ozark Mountain Daredevils · 1973

  • It Don't Hurt Anymore

    Hank Thompson

  • It Won't Be Long (And I'll Be Hating You)

    Johnny Paycheck

  • The General Lee

    Johnny Cash · 1981

  • Whiskey River

    Willie Nelson · 1973

  • You Took All The Ramblin' Out Of Me

    Jerry Reed · 1972

  • Crazy Arms

    Ray Price · 1954

  • Dippin' Snuff

    Marvin Jackson · 1973

  • D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    Tammy Wynette · 1968

  • Get With It

    Charlie Feathers · 2003

  • Highwayman

    The Highwaymen · 1964

  • She Made Toothpicks Of The Timber Of My Heart

    Homer & Jethro · 1963

Soulwax FM

Techno and electro

Soulwax · 18 tracks · since 2013

2013

One continuous mix by Belgium's Soulwax: techno, electro and acid house. When 162 songs were added to the original stations in 2014, Soulwax FM stayed exactly as it was.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Soulwax — Stephen and David Dewaele

Tracklist · 18 tracks

  • Stock (Soulwax Remix)

    Palmbomen

  • Fatal Error

    Fatal Error · 2011

  • Let's Beam Him Up

    Supersempfft · 1979

  • Mingi

    Mim Suleiman · 2009

  • The Strange Art (Inflagranti Remix)

    FK Club · 2013

  • El Sucu Tucu

    Matias Aguayo · 2013

  • Naive Reception

    Daniel Avery · 2012

  • Gabriel (Soulwax Remix)

    Joe Goddard · 2012

  • Body Music (Original Mix)

    Daniel Malaso

  • Lazer Beams

    Green Velvet & Harvard Bass · 2012

  • Tryouts

    Zombie Nation · 2012

  • Nothing But Pleasure

    Tom Rowlands · 2013

  • Arp #1

    Jackson And His Computer Band · 2013

  • Synrise (Soulwax Remix)

    Goose · 2013

  • Mr. Croissant Taker

    Transistorcake · 2013

  • Plush (Jaques Lu Cont Remix)

    Tiga · 2012

  • Shockwave (Gesaffelstein Remix)

    The Hacker · 2011

  • After You (Soulwax Remix)

    Pulp

East Los FM

Mexican music

DJ Don Cheto and Camilo Lara · 15 tracks · since 2013

2013

Regional Mexican music, cumbia and Latin hip-hop. Hosts are DJ Don Cheto, a comic character from LA Spanish-language radio, and Camilo Lara of Mexican Institute of Sound, whose "Es-Toy" is on the playlist.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

DJ Don Cheto — Juan Razo · Camilo Lara

Tracklist · 15 tracks

  • El Cocaino

    Los Buitres De Culiacan Sinaloa · 2017

  • Es-Toy

    Mexican Institute Of Sound · 2002

  • Criminal Sound

    Nina Dioz

  • Radio Capital

    La Vida Bohème · 2010

  • Autos, Moda Y Rock And Roll

    Fandango

  • El Tatuado

    Don Cheto · 2010

  • Se Me Perdio La Cadenita

    La Sonora Dinamita · 1971

  • Fiebre De Jack

    She's A Tease · 2010

  • Pachuco

    Maldita Vecindad · 1991

  • El Sonidito

    Hechizeros Band · 1990

  • Fresco

    Milkman

  • Maldito

    Jessy Bulbo · 2000

  • Yo Tengo El Don

    La Liga feat. Alika · 2013

  • La Granja

    Los Tigres Del Norte · 2009

  • El Rey Y Yo

    Los Ángeles Negros · 1970

West Coast Classics

West Coast rap classics

DJ Pooh · 46 tracks · since 2013

2013

'80s and '90s West Coast rap, hosted by DJ Pooh, producer of Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" and co-writer of GTA: San Andreas. In 2021 he added a "Dre Day" block honoring Dr. Dre, later folded into the main playlist.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

DJ Pooh — Mark Jordan

Tracklist · 46 tracks

  • Ambitionz Az A Ridah

    2Pac · 1996

  • Appetite For Destruction

    N.W.A · 1991

  • C-Walk

    Kurupt · 1998

  • Dollaz & Sense

    DJ Quik · 1994

  • Gangsta Gangsta

    N.W.A · 1988

  • Gin and Juice

    Snoop Dogg · 1993

  • Late Night Hype

    Compton's Most Wanted · 1990

  • Played Like A Piano

    King Tee · 1990

  • Mind Playing Tricks On Me

    Geto Boys · 1991

  • Nothin' But The Cavi Hit

    Mack 10 feat. The Dogg Pound · 2007

  • So You Want To Be A Gangster

    Too $hort · 1992

  • Still D.R.E (ft Snoop Dogg)

    Dr. Dre · 1999

  • Streiht Up Menace

    MC Eiht · 2000

  • The Next Episode (Ft Snoop Dogg)

    Dr. Dre · 1999

  • What Would U Do

    Tha Dogg Pound · 1996

  • What You Wanna Do?

    Kausion · 1995

  • You Know How We Do It

    Ice Cube · 1993

  • Afro Puffs

    The Lady Of Rage · 2005

  • Ballad Of A Menace

    CPO · 2015

  • Bow Down

    Westside Connection · 2001

  • Captain Save A Hoe

    E-40 · 1993

  • 1st Of Tha Month

    Bone Thugs-n-Harmony · 1995

  • I Got 5 On It

    The Luniz · 1995

  • No More ?'s

    Eazy-E · 1988

  • Servin' 'Em Heat

    South Central Cartel · 1994

  • Sherm Stick

    Jayo Felony · 1995

  • The Murda Show

    Spice 1 feat. MC Eiht · 1993

  • This D.J.

    Warren G · 1994

  • We Roll Deep

    The Conscious Daughters · 1993

  • U Better Recognize

    Sam Sneed feat. Dr. Dre · 1994

  • California Love (Single Version)

    2Pac feat. Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman · 1995

  • Family Affair

    Mary J. Blige · 2001

  • Outta Control

    50 Cent feat. Mobb Deep · 2005

  • Hello

    Ice Cube feat. Dr. Dre & MC Ren · 1996

  • Lil' Ghetto Boy

    Dr. Dre feat. Daz & Snoop Dogg · 1992

  • Nas Is Coming

    Nas feat. Dr. Dre · 1996

  • Xxplosive

    Dr. Dre feat. Hittman, Six-Two, Nate Dogg & Kurupt · 1999

  • Addictive

    Truth Hurts feat. Rakim · 2002

  • Can't C Me

    2Pac · 1996

  • Trouble

    JAY-Z · 2006

  • No Diggity

    Blackstreet feat. Dr. Dre & Queen Pen · 1996

  • Papa's Lil Soldier

    40 Glocc

  • Keep Their Heads Ringin'

    Dr. Dre · 1995

  • Shit Hits The Fan (Album Version)

    Obie Trice feat. Dr. Dre · 2003

  • In Da Club

    50 Cent · 2003

  • The Next Episode

    Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg · 1999

Blue Ark

Reggae and dub

Lee "Scratch" Perry · 21 tracks · since 2013

2013

Reggae, dub and dancehall hosted by dub pioneer Lee "Scratch" Perry. His own "Disco Devil" and "I Am A Madman" are in rotation.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Lee "Scratch" Perry — Rainford Hugh Perry

Tracklist · 21 tracks

  • Chapter Three

    Joe Gibbs & The Professionals · 1978

  • Crazy Girl

    Half Pint · 1986

  • Disco Devil

    Lee Scratch Perry & The Full Experience · 1988

  • Grumblin' Dub

    The Upsetters · 1977

  • Gun Shot A Fire

    Konshens · 2012

  • I Am A Madman

    Lee Scratch Perry · 1986

  • Kingston Be Wise

    Protoje · 2013

  • Money In My Pocket

    Dennis Brown · 1972

  • Night Nurse

    Gregory Isaacs · 1982

  • Nobody Move Nobody Get Hurt

    Yellowman · 1983

  • Odd Ras

    Chronixx · 2013

  • Psycho

    Tommy Lee Sparta · 2012

  • Sons Of Slaves

    Junior Delgado · 1980

  • We Never Fear Dem

    Vybz Kartel feat. Popcaan · 2011

  • Addi Truth

    Vybz Kartel · 2010

  • Kingston Town

    Busy Signal · 2012

  • Loyals (Royals Remix)

    Demarco

  • Money Come And Money Go

    Lee "Scratch" Perry · 2010

  • Mr. Money Man

    Danny Hensworth · 1980

  • Roast Fish & Cornbread

    Lee "Scratch" Perry · 1970

  • Topic Of The Day

    I-Octane · 2011

Worldwide FM

Jazz-funk and world music

Gilles Peterson · 79 tracks · since 2013

2013

Hosted by British broadcaster Gilles Peterson. A new mix in 2020 premiered "The Chocolate Conquistadors", written for the game by BADBADNOTGOOD and MF DOOM.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Gilles Peterson — Gilles Moehrle

Tracklist · 79 tracks

  • Mirror Maru

    Cashmere Cat · 2012

  • Cold Air

    The Hics · 2013

  • The Place

    INC. · 2013

  • Beginning

    Trickski · 2011

  • Ghost

    Mala · 2012

  • Forest Funk

    Swindle · 2012

  • Throw Down

    Tom Browne · 1979

  • You And The Music

    Donald Byrd · 1975

  • Thousand Finger Man

    Candido · 1969

  • Harm In Change

    Toro Y Moi · 2013

  • Breaking

    Kyodai · 2012

  • Waveforms

    Django Django · 2011

  • Nissim

    The Gaslamp Killer · 2012

  • Harpoon Land

    Owiny Sigoma Band · 2013

  • Brand New Revolution

    Guts · 2012

  • Live Your Life (MeLo-X Motherland God Mix)

    Yuna

  • Lovery (Slow Cuban Vibe Mix)

    Kiko Navarro & Tuccillo feat. Amor · 2012

  • 1759 (Outro)

    Richard Spaven · 2010

  • Forgotten Notes

    Hackman · 2012

  • Shark Week

    Sinkane

  • Body & Soul

    William Onyeabor · 2013

  • Kool FM

    Four Tet · 2013

  • Made To Stray

    Mount Kimbie · 2013

  • World In A Room

    Anushka · 2014

  • Why You Wanna See My Bad Side?

    Smokey Robinson · 1978

  • Street Life

    Randy Crawford · 1979

  • What You Need

    Flume · 2012

  • Hive

    Earl Sweatshirt feat. Vince Staples & Casey Veggies · 2013

  • Numb

    Portishead · 1994

  • Black Magic

    Jon Wayne · 2013

  • I69

    Roman GianArthur · 2013

  • Treat Me Like Fire

    LION BABE · 2012

  • Killdat

    DāM-FunK · 2009

  • Run Away

    Jamie Lidell

  • Recover (CID RIM REMIX)

    CHVRCHES · 2013

  • Let Yrself Be

    Jimmy Edgar · 2012

  • Viarejo

    Clap! Clap! · 2015

  • No Balanço Da Canoa

    Maga Bo · 2012

  • The Message (GP And 2bo4 Remix)

    Kamasi Washington

  • Birthright

    Sarathy Korwar · 2020

  • Lost Touch

    Mr. Mitch feat. Duval Timothy · 2017

  • Sandman

    The Undisputed Truth · 1979

  • The People

    Photay · 2020

  • Could Heaven Ever Be Like This

    Idris Muhammad · 1977

  • Jazz Carnival

    Azymuth · 1979

  • Azaa (Branko Edit)

    Gafacci · 2020

  • Bim Bam Bam

    KOKOKO! · 2020

  • Labyrinth

    TSVI · 2019

  • Riesling Pour Robert (Rhythm Heavy Version)

    Jahari Massamba Unit

  • Self:Love

    Joe Armon-Jones feat. Obongjayar · 2019

  • Baba Ayoola

    Kokoroko · 2020

  • Time (You And I) (Original And GP Dub)

    Khruangbin

  • Fight For Your Rights

    Arthur Adams · 2020

  • Mysteries Of The World

    MFSB · 1980

  • Aspects (Demus Dub)

    STR4TA · 2020

  • Emergency On Planet Earth (London Rican Mix)

    Jamiroquai · 1993

  • Natural Thing

    Roni Size

  • Worldwide FM (Dubplate Special)

    DRS & Dynamite MC

  • Fusion Swirl

    Jeff Parker · 2020

  • Wax & Buff

    Sauce & Dogs

  • The Chocolate Conquistadors

    BADBADNOTGOOD feat. MF DOOM · 2020

  • The Beat

    ESG · 1983

  • Kimchi King Kong

    THE DIABOLICAL LIBERTIES · 2020

  • What More

    Swindle feat. Greentea Peng · 2021

  • Times Up

    Fuselage

  • Muslem & Christian

    Madlib

  • Pure Agony

    Kaytranada

  • Why Don't I Feel

    LYAM · 2020

  • Directions

    Jab · 2019

  • Desire (Moodymann Remix)

    José James · 2008

  • Ekkles

    Call Super · 2020

  • Ascending

    Jonny Faith · 2019

  • State Of Mind (Alex Patchwork Remix)

    Zara McFarlane · 2020

  • New Gods (Ron Basejam Remix)

    Catching Flies · 2020

  • Full Moon (Full Length Version)

    Dele Sosimi & Medlar · 2020

  • Movementt

    Emma-Jean Thackray · 2020

  • Grand Hi

    Bruise · 2020

  • Landline

    Kassa Overall feat. Carlos Overall · 2020

  • The Sun (Full Length Mix)

    Secret Night Gang · 2020

FlyLo FM

IDM and experimental hip-hop

Flying Lotus · 57 tracks · since 2013

2013

Flying Lotus curated and mixed the station himself, filling it with unreleased tracks by him and his friends. A 2020 mix added "Lunch Break" with MF DOOM and "Black Balloons Reprise" with a Mac Miller verse that was never released anywhere else.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Flying Lotus — Steven Ellison

Tracklist · 57 tracks

  • Getting There

    Flying Lotus feat. Niki Randa · 2012

  • Crystals

    Clams Casino · 2011

  • Crosswerved

    Flying Lotus

  • Be Spin

    Flying Lotus

  • See Thru To U (ft Erykah Badu)

    Flying Lotus · 2012

  • The Diddler

    Flying Lotus

  • Computer Face RMX

    Flying Lotus

  • 100hm

    Hudson Mohawke · 2020

  • The Kill

    Flying Lotus feat. Niki Randa · 2013

  • Garbage

    Tyler, The Creator · 2013

  • Elevators (Me & You)

    Outkast · 1996

  • Evil Grin

    Captain Murphy

  • Catapult Man

    Flying Lotus

  • Encoded Flow

    Dabrye · 2006

  • She Died There

    Machinedrum · 2011

  • It's Wack

    DJ Rashad & Heavee · 2018

  • Oh Sheit It's X

    Thundercat · 2013

  • Stonecutters

    Flying Lotus · 2013

  • 23

    Shadow Child · 2012

  • Stalker Ha

    Kingdom · 2011

  • Windowlicker

    Aphex Twin · 1999

  • Eddie You Should Know Better

    Curtis Mayfield · 1972

  • You Never Come Closer

    Doris · 2003

  • Medication Medication

    Flying Lotus feat. Krayzie Bone

  • What We Want

    XXYYXX

  • Make Money

    Lapalux · 2014

  • Shred You To Bits

    Gaslamp Killer · 2016

  • B Adams

    Mono/Poly And Thundercat

  • Osaka Trade

    Flying Lotus

  • Masquatch

    Doom

  • Early Mountain

    Flying Lotus

  • Into Vogon Skulls

    Dimlite · 2012

  • F--- The Makeup, Skip The Shower

    KNOWER · 2014

  • 4AM/AraabMuzik Streetz Tonight Remix

    Kaskade

  • Possessed

    Captain Murphy

  • Fuck The Police

    J Dilla · 2016

  • Black Heaven

    Flying Lotus, Ras G

  • Been Cosmic

    Ras G · 2013

  • The Daisy

    Ross From Friends · 2021

  • Topdown

    Channel Tres · 2018

  • Spiritual

    Smoke DZA · 2023

  • Afterlife Currency

    David Firth

  • Lunch Break

    Flying Lotus, MF Doom

  • Dragonball Durag

    Thundercat · 2020

  • Glomerulonephropathy

    Syunsuke Ono · 2018

  • The Bean Kicked In

    Zack Fox · 2019

  • Black Balloons Reprise

    Flying Lotus feat. Denzel Curry · 2019

  • Automatic

    Freddie Gibbs · 2018

  • Homicidal Thoughts

    Little Snake

  • Arrogant

    Tierra Whack

  • You're Untouchable

    Dorian Concept · 2022

  • U Have To Be Odd

    Flying Lotus

  • Planet X

    Louis Cole · 2022

  • Itkanbe [Sonice]

    Knxwledge feat. Anderson .Paak, NxWorries · 2020

  • Shine A Light

    Shabazz Palaces · 2017

  • Road Of The Lonely Ones

    Madlib · 2020

  • In The Wake Of Poseidon

    King Crimson · 1970

The Lowdown 91.1

Soul and funk

Mama G · 20 tracks · since 2013

2013

Classic soul, funk and disco hosted by Mama G, voiced by Pam Grier, star of "Coffy", "Foxy Brown" and Tarantino's "Jackie Brown".

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Mama G — Pam Grier

Tracklist · 20 tracks

  • Ashley's Roachclip

    The Soul Searchers · 1974

  • California Soul

    Marlena Shaw · 1969

  • Cruisin'

    Smokey Robinson · 1979

  • Do It ('Til You're Satisfied)

    BT Express · 1974

  • Hercules

    Aaron Neville · 1973

  • I Get Lifted

    George McCrae · 1974

  • O-O-H Child

    The Five Stairsteps · 1970

  • Ready Or Not Here I Come (Can't Hide From Love)

    The Delfonics · 1969

  • Rubber Band

    The Trammps · 1975

  • Smiling Faces Sometimes

    The Undisputed Truth · 1971

  • The Cisco Kid

    War · 1972

  • Viva Tirado - Part 1

    El Chicano · 1970

  • Bouncy Lady

    Pleasure · 2002

  • Changin'

    Brass Construction · 1975

  • Climax

    Ohio Players

  • Funny Feeling

    The Delfonics · 1968

  • I Believe In Miracles

    Jackson Sisters · 1976

  • Magic Mountain

    War

  • Stories

    The Chakachas · 1972

  • Superman Lover

    Johnny "Guitar" Watson · 1976

Radio Mirror Park

Indie and synth-pop

Twin Shadow · 40 tracks · since 2013

2013

Indie, synth-pop and chillwave hosted by Twin Shadow. It plays songs written for the game: his "Old Love / New Love", Neon Indian's "Change of Coast" and Yeasayer's "Don't Come Close", plus "Sleepwalking" from the official trailer.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Twin Shadow — George Lewis Jr.

Tracklist · 40 tracks

  • Boogie In Zero Gravity

    Black Strobe · 2012

  • Dark Matter

    Feathers · 2013

  • Do You Believe

    Poolside · 2011

  • Feel The Same

    Battle Tapes · 2012

  • From Nowhere (Baardsen Remix)

    Dan Croll · 2014

  • Heart In The Pipes (KAUF Remix)

    Tony Castles · 2011

  • Jasmine

    Jai Paul · 2012

  • Little White Lie

    Living Days · 2010

  • Lucky Boy (Outlines Remix)

    DJ Mehdi · 2007

  • Shooting Holes

    Twin Shadow · 2010

  • So Many Details

    Toro Y Moi · 2012

  • Sometimes

    Miami Horror · 2010

  • Don't Come Close

    Yeasayer · 2013

  • Psychic City (Classixx Remix)

    YACHT · 2009

  • Sleepwalking

    The Chain Gang Of 1974 · 2013

  • The Set Up

    Favored Nations · 2013

  • Old Love, New Love

    Twin Shadow · 2013

  • High Pressure Dave

    HEALTH · 2013

  • Change Of Coast

    Neon Indian · 2013

  • Nowhere To Go

    Nite Jewel · 2013

  • Colours

    Age Of Consent · 2013

  • Shine A Light (Flight Facilities Remix)

    The C90s · 2010

  • Always

    Panama · 2013

  • Crystalfilm

    Little Dragon · 2009

  • Flutes

    Hot Chip · 2012

  • Forget

    Twin Shadow · 2010

  • Heartbreak

    Age Of Consent · 2012

  • Hold On

    Holy Ghost! · 2007

  • In Real Life

    The Ruby Suns · 2013

  • Living In America

    Dom · 2010

  • Mesmerised

    Scenic · 2013

  • New Beat

    Toro Y Moi · 2011

  • O.N.E.

    Yeasayer · 2010

  • One Girl/One Boy

    !!! · 2013

  • Pharaohs feat Roses Gabor

    SBTRKT · 2011

  • Polish Girl

    Neon Indian · 2011

  • Strangers In The Wind

    Cut Copy · 2008

  • The Drummer

    Niki & The Dove · 2011

  • Truly Alive

    Mitzi · 2013

  • When You're Out

    Kauf · 2013

Space 103.2

'80s funk and boogie

Bootsy Collins · 21 tracks · since 2013

2013

'80s funk, boogie and R&B hosted by Bootsy Collins, bassist for James Brown and Parliament-Funkadelic. Kano's "Can't Hold Back (Your Loving)" was pulled from the station in July 2021.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Bootsy Collins — William "Bootsy" Collins

Tracklist · 21 tracks · 1 removed

  • Cutie Pie

    One Way · 1982

  • Funkasize You

    Sho-Nuff · 1995

  • Give It To Me Baby

    Rick James · 1981

  • Haboglabotribin'

    Bernard Wright · 1981

  • Heartbeat

    Taana Gardner · 1979

  • Heartbreaker, Pts. 1-2

    Zapp

  • I'd Rather Be With You

    Bootsy Collins · 1976

  • I'm In Love (12" Dance Mix)

    Evelyn Champagne King

  • Party All The Time

    Eddie Murphy · 1985

  • Skeletons

    Stevie Wonder · 1987

  • Tonight

    Kleeer · 1984

  • You're The One For Me

    D Train · 1981

  • Back And Forth

    Cameo · 1986

  • Do It Roger

    Zapp & Roger · 1981

  • Flashback

    Imagination · 1981

  • Flashlight

    Parliament · 1977

  • Gotta Get My Hands On Some (Money)

    Fatback Band · 1980

  • Joystick

    Dazz Band · 1983

  • Mothership Connection

    Parliament · 1975

  • Nights (Feel Like Getting Down)

    Billy Ocean · 1981

  • Walking Into Sunshine

    Central Line · 1982

  • Can't Hold Back (Your Loving)

    removed · 07.2021 · Kano

Vinewood Boulevard Radio

Garage rock

Nate Williams and Stephen Pope · 20 tracks · since 2013

2013

Garage and modern rock hosted by Nathan Williams and Stephen Pope of Wavves. The band recorded "Nine Is God" for the station.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Nate Williams — Nathan Williams · Stephen Pope

Tracklist · 20 tracks

  • Black Grease

    The Black Angels · 2002

  • California Grrls

    Shark? · 2013

  • Cocaine

    FIDLAR · 2012

  • Crawling After You

    Bass Drum Of Death · 2013

  • Diddy Wah Diddy

    Ty Segall Band · 2012

  • Fire Doesn't Burn Itself

    Sam Flax · 2012

  • Hysteria

    Ceremony · 2012

  • Nine Is God

    Wavves · 2013

  • Sleepwalker

    Moon Duo · 2012

  • The Dream

    Thee Oh Sees · 2011

  • This Mystic Decade

    Hot Snakes · 2004

  • Wet Blanket

    METZ · 2012

  • Answer To Yourself

    The Soft Pack · 2009

  • Fall In Line

    Mind Spiders · 2012

  • Gone For Good

    Nobunny · 2010

  • Next Stop

    Bleached · 2013

  • Sixpack

    JEFF The Brotherhood · 2012

  • Turn It Around

    The Men · 2012

  • Used Blood

    Coliseum · 2013

  • Who Needs You

    The Orwells · 2013

The Lab

Hip-hop and electronic

Chemical Bro and Doctor No · 13 tracks · since 2015

2015 · PC; consoles with Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2

The station of The Alchemist and Oh No, co-composers of the GTA 5 score. On air they go by Chemical Bro and Doctor No, and the playlist is their album "Welcome to Los Santos" with Earl Sweatshirt, Freddie Gibbs, Killer Mike and Little Dragon.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Chemical Bro — The Alchemist · Doctor No — Oh No

Tracklist · 13 tracks

  • Play It Cool

    Gangrene feat. Samuel T. Herring & Earl Sweatshirt · 2015

  • Trouble

    Ab Soul feat. Aloe Blacc · 2015

  • Speedline Miracle Masterpiece

    Tunde Adebimpe feat. Sal P & Sinkane · 2015

  • Welcome To Los Santos

    MC Eiht & Freddie Gibbs feat. Kokane · 2015

  • K.Y.S.a.

    Phantogram · 2015

  • Fast Life

    Vybz Kartel · 2015

  • 20's 50's 100's

    King Avriel feat. A$AP Ferg · 2015

  • Lock & Load

    MNDR feat. Killer Mike · 2015

  • Born Bad

    Popcaan feat. Freddie Gibbs · 2013

  • California

    E-40 feat. DāM-FunK & Ariel Pink · 2015

  • Leave

    Wavves · 2015

  • Fetti

    Curren$y & Freddie Gibbs · 2015

  • Wanderer

    Little Dragon · 2015

Talk and your own music · 3

West Coast Talk Radio

Talk radio

Lazlow, Michele Makes, Fernando Martinez, and Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris · 3 shows · since 2013

2013

Los Santos's satirical talk station, made up of three shows. The hosts are comedians and actors, among them Rachel Feinstein, J. B. Smoove and Lazlow, who has written GTA radio since GTA III.

Shows and hosts

Blaine County Radio

Talk radio

Duane Earl, Bobby June, and Ron Jakowski · 3 shows · since 2013

2013

Blaine County's local talk station: three shows about barbecue, cooking and conspiracies. One of them, "Beyond Insemination", is hosted by Danny McBride.

Shows and hosts

Self Radio

Your music

Cliff Lane and Andee · since 2015

2015 · PC version

PC only: the station plays your own MP3, WMA and M4A files from Documents\Rockstar Games\GTA V\User Music. Cliff Lane and Andee, hosts from earlier games in the series, talk between songs.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Cliff Lane — Ed McMann · Andee — Shelley Miller

GTA Online · 7 stations and Media Player

Blonded Los Santos 97.8 FM

R&B and experimental

Frank Ocean and Vegyn · 28 tracks · since 2017

2017 · The Doomsday Heist

Frank Ocean brought his blonded RADIO show format into the game, co-hosting with Vegyn, Roof Access and Fed. It was the first station added in a GTA Online update.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Frank Ocean · Vegyn — Joseph Thornalley

Tracklist · 28 tracks

  • International Feel

    Todd Rundgren · 1973

  • Mr Noah

    Panda Bear · 2014

  • Provider

    Frank Ocean · 2017

  • Kno Ya Wrong

    ScHoolboy Q feat. Lance Skiiiwalker · 2016

  • Rain

    SWV · 1997

  • On a Farm

    Joy Again · 2017

  • Ivy

    Frank Ocean · 2016

  • So In Love

    Curtis Mayfield · 1975

  • When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You

    Marvin Gaye · 1978

  • Je ne bois pas beaucoup

    Les Ya Toupas Du Zaire · 1976

  • Andreaen Sand Dunes

    Drexciya · 1999

  • Dead Presidents II

    JAY-Z · 1996

  • Crack Rock

    Frank Ocean · 2012

  • EZ Come, EZ Go

    M.C. Mack · 2000

  • IZ-US

    Aphex Twin · 1997

  • Hiders

    Burial · 2013

  • Codeine Crazy

    Future · 2019

  • Chanel

    Frank Ocean · 2017

  • For Real

    Lil Uzi Vert · 2017

  • First 48

    Migos · 2022

  • Fbg

    Suspect

  • Nights

    Frank Ocean · 2016

  • YSL

    Gunna feat. Playboi Carti · 2017

  • Winnin

    Chief Keef feat. King Louie · 2012

  • Miss White Cocaine

    Lil Sko · 1998

  • Man Don't Care

    Jme feat. Giggs · 2015

  • Master

    (Sandy) Alex G · 2012

  • Pretty Sweet

    Frank Ocean · 2016

Los Santos Underground Radio

House and techno

Solomun, Tale Of Us, Dixon, The Black Madonna, and Station voice · 65 tracks · since 2018

2018 · After Hours

The After Hours nightclub station: exclusive mixes from residents Solomun, Tale Of Us, Dixon and The Black Madonna. All four were filmed in motion-capture suits, and the decks in the game copy their real setups.

Tracklist · 65 tracks

  • The Plan

    Am$trad Billionaire · 2013

  • Natural States (Edit)

    Ara Koufax · 2017

  • In The Car Crash (Headgear's Always Crashing In The Same Car Mix)

    Swayzak · 2003

  • Bitcoins (Original Mix)

    D. Lynnwood · 2018

  • Don't Stop The Dance (Todd Terje Remix)

    Bryan Ferry · 1985

  • Madness Of Many

    Denis Horvat · 2018

  • Incoherence

    Johannes Brecht

  • Ich Muss Los

    Solomun · 2018

  • Monster

    Matthew Dear · 2018

  • WRKTRX3

    Truncate · 2017

  • Spin (Original Mix)

    Floorplan · 2016

  • The Freaks Come Out (Original 2000 Freaks Mix)

    Cevin Fisher · 1998

  • You're Mine (Clean Version)

    Chris Lum · 2002

  • The Q

    Alex Metric & Ten Ven · 2018

  • Customer Is King

    Solomun · 2018

  • Planet 9

    Adam Port · 2018

  • The End To My Beginning

    Dubfire · 2018

  • You Want It Darker (Solomun Remix)

    Leonard Cohen · 2018

  • Overture

    Tale Of Us

  • 1911

    Tale Of Us

  • Trevor's Dream

    Tale Of Us

  • Vinewood Blues

    Tale Of Us

  • Anywhere

    Tale Of Us

  • Symphony Of The Night

    Tale Of Us

  • Another World

    Tale Of Us

  • The Portal

    Tale Of Us

  • Solitude

    Tale Of Us

  • Morgan's Fate

    Tale Of Us

  • Fisherman's Horizon

    Tale Of Us

  • Myst

    Tale Of Us

  • Seeds

    Tale Of Us

  • Endless Journey

    Tale Of Us

  • Valkyr

    Tale Of Us

  • In Hyrule

    Tale Of Us

  • Disgracelands

    Tale Of Us

  • Heart Of Darkness

    Tale Of Us

  • Convergence

    Carl Finlow · 2018

  • Yes I Do

    Caravaca · 2017

  • The Atmospherian (Tornado Wallace Remix)

    Warp Factor 9 · 2017

  • Roman (Bas Ibellini Mix)

    Mashrou' Leila · 2018

  • Connection (I-Cube Rework)

    Future Four · 2018

  • Quinquerime

    Rite De Passage · 2018

  • Electro Pharaoh (Instrumental)

    The Egyptian Lover

  • Telstar

    Marcus L. · 2018

  • Bring U Up (Deetron Edit)

    Romanthony · 1995

  • 5 Seconds

    Solar

  • And Dance

    Sharif Laffrey · 2018

  • Sensation (Dub Version)

    Ron Hardy · 1986

  • Sharivari (Digital Original Aux 88 Mix)

    Aux 88

  • OAR03-B

    Oni Ayhun

  • Reach Out Your Hand (Erol Alkan Rework) - GTA Edit

    TCK feat. JG

  • Sensation

    Ron Hardy · 1986

  • Where Ya At

    Derrick Carter

  • Bugatti

    Tiga · 2014

  • Miura

    Metro Area · 2002

  • A Jealous Heart Never Rests

    The Black Madonna

  • Beat Box

    Art Of Noise · 1983

  • We Still Believe

    The Black Madonna feat. Jamie Principle

  • Can't Believe

    Nancy Martin · 1982

  • Hydraulic Pump Pt. 3

    P-Funk All Stars

  • Computer Madness

    Steve Poindexter · 2007

  • Devotion

    Ten City · 1989

  • We Can Never Be Apart

    The Black Madonna

  • Steppin' Out

    Joe Jackson · 1982

  • He Is The Voice I Hear

    The Black Madonna · 2017

iFruit Radio

Rap, grime and dancehall

Danny Brown and Skepta · 28 tracks · since 2019

2019 · The Diamond Casino Heist

Danny Brown built a playlist of rap, grime and afro-fusion and premiered new tracks on it, including "Ready To Go" with Baauer and Channel Tres. Skepta had his own takeover, but it stopped playing after The Contract update.

Tracklist · 28 tracks

  • Act Up

    City Girls · 2018

  • Wings

    Shoreline Mafia · 2019

  • AL1ENZ

    Denzel Curry feat. YBN Cordae

  • BOP

    DaBaby · 2019

  • Cash Shit

    Megan Thee Stallion feat. DaBaby · 2019

  • Crime Pays

    Freddie Gibbs & Madlib · 2019

  • Dance in the Water

    Danny Brown · 2016

  • Everything She Wants

    Egyptian Lover · 2018

  • Highest in the Room

    Travis Scott · 2019

  • Numb Numb Juice

    ScHoolboy Q · 2019

  • POP STAR

    DaBaby feat. Kevin Gates · 2019

  • W

    Koffee feat. Gunna · 2019

  • Ready to Go

    Baauer And Channel Tres feat. Danny Brown · 2019

  • With the Thing

    Alkaline · 2019

  • Hot (Remix)

    Young Thug feat. Gunna & Travis Scott · 2019

  • Back to Basics (Floating Points Remix)

    Headie One feat. Skepta · 2019

  • 100k on a Coupe

    Pop Smoke feat. Calboy · 2019

  • I Need

    Slowthai

  • Money in the Bank

    Kranium feat. AJ Tracey · 2019

  • Killin Dem

    Burna Boy feat. Zlatan · 2019

  • Greaze Mode

    Skepta feat. Nafe Smallz · 2019

  • Kitchen Kings

    D-Block Europe · 2019

  • Knock Your Block Off

    Jme feat. Giggs · 2019

  • Must Be

    J Hus · 2019

  • Kiss and Tell

    AJ Tracey & Skepta · 2019

  • Opotoyi (Marlians)

    Naira Marley · 2019

  • Original Format

    D Double E & Watch The Ride feat. DJ Die & Dismantle & DieMantle & DJ Randall · 2019

  • Pattern Chanel

    ESSIE GANG feat. SQ Diesel · 2019

Still Slipping Los Santos

UK underground

Joy Orbison · 34 tracks · since 2020

2020 · The Cayo Perico Heist

Joy Orbison's pirate station of UK electronic music. In the story its signal barely reaches beyond Mirror Park, so the player sets up antennas to get it heard across the city.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Joy Orbison — Peter O'Grady

Tracklist · 34 tracks

  • 5 Violinos

    DJ Nigga Fox · 2019

  • Feediback

    Mr. Mankwa

  • Not Modular

    Mr. Mitch · 2019

  • The Devil's Dance

    Josi Devil · 2020

  • A Wah!

    Kemikal · 2012

  • Coyp

    Joy Orbison · 2018

  • Sparky / Hi Press (Dub)

    Cruel Santino / Robert Fleck

  • Sparky / Hi Press (Dub)

    Cruel Santino / Robert Fleck

  • No Warnin'

    Pa Salieu · 2020

  • Almost Blue

    L U C Y · 2018

  • Elephant Man

    Time Cow & RTKal · 2020

  • Cayendo (Sango Remix)

    Frank Ocean · 2021

  • Mirror Park Tavern

    Commercial

  • No Love

    DJ Scud

  • Trimmers (INSTINCT Remix)

    Frankel & Harper · 2019

  • Givin' Up On Love

    Horsepower Productions

  • Shippuden

    Blanco · 2020

  • Polar

    Pearly · 2019

  • Digdim Patrol 2016

    Byano DJ

  • Operation

    Instinct · 2019

  • Whip (Acapella)

    KO

  • Pieces Of 8

    Overmono · 2021

  • Bromley

    Joy Orbison & Overmono · 2019

  • Babylon

    MEZ

  • Joyride

    Spooky

  • Wealthy Humans

    Céline Gillain · 2018

  • Mad About Bars

    Kwengface · 2020

  • No Rap Cap

    M1llionz · 2019

  • Party Popper

    BackRoad Gee · 2020

  • Shower Hour

    Waifer

  • Movements

    Ko & Joy Orbison

  • Mad Friday

    RAP · 2019

  • Presence: Martin

    Thomas Bush

  • Submission

    POiSON ANNA · 2021

Kult FM

Post-punk and indie

Julian Casablancas, Zachary, Mac DeMarco, and Tony Mac · 34 tracks · since 2020

2020 · The Cayo Perico Heist

Julian Casablancas's station, modeled on the real low-power VENICE 99.1 FM. His "producer" Zachary (David Cross) runs most of the show, Mac DeMarco reads horoscopes, and The Voidz world-premiered "Alien Crime Lord" here.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

Julian Casablancas · Zachary — David Cross · Mac DeMarco · Tony Mac

Tracklist · 34 tracks

  • Age Of Consent

    New Order · 1983

  • Alien Crime Lord

    The Voidz · 2020

  • Baby I Love You So

    Colourbox · 1983

  • Cycle

    Icky Blossoms · 2012

  • Deep

    Danzig

  • Down On The Street

    The Stooges · 1970

  • Drab Measure

    Crack Cloud · 2018

  • Eisbar

    Grauzone · 1981

  • Faceless

    A Certain Ratio · 1980

  • Four Shadows

    Ariel Pink · 2014

  • Girls & Boys

    Viagra Boys · 2021

  • Hard To Explain

    The Strokes · 2001

  • Human Fly

    The Cramps · 1984

  • It's Yours

    T La Rock · 1982

  • Liebe Auf Den Ersten Blick

    DAF · 1981

  • Many Tears Ago

    Connie Francis · 1963

  • Nightclubbing

    Iggy Pop · 1977

  • On The Level

    Mac DeMarco · 2017

  • Pool Song

    Lea Porcelain · 2020

  • Raga Madhuvanti

    Charanjit Singh · 2014

  • Rock And Roll

    The Velvet Underground · 1969

  • She's Lost Control

    Joy Division · 1979

  • So It Goes

    Nick Lowe · 1978

  • Tainted Love

    Gloria Jones · 1964

  • Take Down The House

    PromiseLand · 2017

  • The Adults Are Talking

    The Strokes · 2020

  • This Is The Day

    The The · 1982

  • Time Bomb

    Ramones · 1983

  • Too Much Money

    Automatic · 2019

  • TV Casualty

    Misfits · 1985

  • Typical Girls

    The Slits · 1979

  • Left Me Lonely

    MC Shan feat. TJ Swan · 1987

  • Going Back To Cali

    LL COOL J · 1987

  • Where No Eagles Fly

    The Voidz · 2014

The Music Locker

House and disco

Keinemusik, Moodymann, and Palms Trax · 108 tracks · since 2020

2020 · The Cayo Perico Heist

Sets from the residents of the Music Locker club beneath the Diamond casino: Moodymann, Keinemusik and Palms Trax. Moodymann flew in from Detroit for motion capture mid-pandemic, bringing his records and dancers.

Tracklist · 108 tracks

  • Newborn Soul

    Rampa · 2015

  • The Rapture Pt.II

    &ME · 2018

  • Crush (Unfinished) (Adam Port Edit)

    Jai Paul

  • Tell Me Are We

    Rampa & WhoMadeWho · 2019

  • Homeland (&ME Remix + Jinadu Vocals)

    Joris Voorn & Matthew Dear

  • Underwater (Adam Port Remix)

    RÜFÜS DU SOL · 2018

  • Garden

    &ME · 2019

  • Ganesha Song

    Adam Port · 2017

  • No War (Rampa Remix)

    Âme · 2018

  • You Need The Drugs (&ME Remix)

    Westbam feat. Richard Butler · 2020

  • Inside

    Nomi & Rampa · 2010

  • No Dancers (Adam Port Remix)

    Cubicolor · 2019

  • Won't Change (Rampa Retouch)

    Manqo · 2020

  • Starting Again

    &ME feat. Atelier · 2019

  • Far Away Place (Rampa Remix)

    Xinobi · 2018

  • The Rapture

    &ME · 2017

  • Muyè

    Keinemusik · 2017

  • In Your Eyes

    &ME · 2018

  • Sunday

    Rampa · 2018

  • A State Nearby (Adam Port Calypso Remix)

    NTEIBINT & Stella · 2018

  • Fairchild

    &ME · 2019

  • For This

    Rampa feat. Chiara Noriko · 2019

  • Tonight (Adam Port 12" Autobahn Edit)

    Here Is Why · 2016

  • Professor 3

    Professor Rhythm · 1991

  • Petu (Dub Mix)

    Palms Trax · 2020

  • The MBO Theme

    Klein & MBO · 1983

  • Baja Imperial (Maxi Version)

    Plastic Mode · 2008

  • Let's Make Love Tonight

    L'Amour feat. Krystal · 2014

  • Heat You Up (Melt You Down) (Instrumental)

    Shirley Lites · 1983

  • Let The Music Play (Dub Version)

    Shannon · 1983

  • Transdance (New York Disco Mix)

    Night Moves · 2017

  • The Rule To Survive (Prins Thomas Remix)

    N.O.I.A.

  • 27

    Tobias Bernstrup · 2002

  • Happy Song (Remix)

    Baby's Gang · 1980

  • New Dance

    Masalo · 2019

  • Get Up

    Diva

  • Can You Feel It (Jackin Up The Dub 12" Mix)

    Mario Diaz · 1988

  • Freeze (Limelight Mix)

    Scrappy · 2024

  • For The Same Man

    B Beat Girls · 1983

  • Got U On My Mind

    Greg Lee · 1991

  • Visions

    Robert Owens · 1990

  • When Can I Call You (Tommy Musto & Frankie Bones British Telecom Mix)

    Lisa Lee

  • Dream Girl (Original Ralphi Rosario Club Mix)

    Pierre's Pfantasy Club

  • Show Me What You Got (Acid Mix - Part 1)

    S.L.F.

  • String Free (Club LeRay Mix)

    Phortune · 2025

  • Indaba Kabani

    Kamazu · 2016

  • White Noise Romantica

    Adam Port · 2020

  • Deep Musique (Rampa Remix)

    Osunlade, Pastaboys · 2017

  • After Dark

    &ME · 2014

  • It's Not You It's Me (Adam Port Remix)

    Reznik & Mikesh · 2020

  • Shadows

    &ME · 2016

  • Enkidu (Adam Port's Tulum By Night Edit)

    Simple Symmetry · 2019

  • 2000

    Rampa · 2021

  • 1995

    &ME · 2019

  • Terrace

    Rampa · 2019

  • Woods

    &ME · 2015

  • Connection (Reznik & Mikesh Remix)

    Télépopmusik feat. Young & Sick · 2019

  • Want You (Need You) (Adam Port Remix)

    Bell Towers · 2021

  • Civilist

    Keinemusik

  • Bimma

    Rampa · 2017

  • Place

    Adam Port & Stereo MC's · 2014

  • Thunda (Rampa Remix)

    Honey Dijon, John Mendelsohn, Tim K · 2015

  • Solaris

    &ME · 2018

  • Do You Still Think Of Me?

    Adam Port · 2018

  • Trilogy

    &ME feat. Sabota · 2015

  • Purge

    Rampa · 2018

  • Caught In A Wave (&ME Remix)

    Simian Mobile Disco feat. Deep Throat Choir

  • Run Run Run (Adam Port Remix)

    Yeah But No · 2020

  • 528Hz

    Rampa · 2017

  • I Can't Kick This Feeling When it Hits

    Moodymann · 1997

  • Pornoviewer

    Dopplereffekt · 1995

  • Sharivari

    The Dirtbombs · 2011

  • New For U (Live)

    Andres

  • Zug Island

    Kyle Hall & Kero · 2012

  • Cosmic Waves (Delano Smith Remix)

    Norm Talley · 2022

  • My A.U.X. Mind

    Aux 88

  • Cybonix Groove

    Cybonix

  • I Think Of Saturday

    Moodymann · 2019

  • I'll Provide

    Moodymann · 2019

  • Oscillator

    Paperclip People · 1991

  • When We Used To Play

    Blake Baxter

  • JAN

    Moodymann

  • I'm The Baddest Bitch

    Norma Jean Bell · 2016

  • Runaway

    Roberta Sweed

  • Formula For Passion

    GMI/UHM

  • Power In Numbers

    Waajeed · 2018

  • Time To Express

    Eddie Fowlkes

  • Thinkin Bout You

    Sheefy MCFLY

  • Over U

    Amp Fiddler

  • We Almost Lost Detroit

    Gil Scott-Heron

  • Get Back

    Apollo Brown feat. Planet Asia · 2017

  • Shhhh

    EGB

  • Clout

    EGB

  • Sinner

    Moodymann

  • Love

    Pirahnahead & Diviniti

  • Got Me Coming Back Rite Now

    Moodymann · 2018

  • Soul Control

    Theo Parrish

  • Red Dogon Star

    Marcellus Pittman

  • Rectify

    Moodymann · 2011

  • Runaway

    Moodymann feat. Pitch Black City · 2004

  • Let Me Show You Love

    Moodymann · 2020

  • I Get Moody Sometimes

    Amp Fiddler feat. Moodymann · 2017

  • No

    Moodymann · 2014

  • It's 2 Late 4 U & Me

    Moodymann

  • Got 2 Make It 2 Heaven

    Moodymann

  • Freeki Muthafucka

    Moodymann · 2014

  • I Got Werk

    Moodymann · 2014

  • 1988

    Moodymann · 2020

Media Player

USB mixtapes

92 tracks · since 2021

2021 · Los Santos Tuners & The Contract

Not a station but a player: music unlocks as you collect USB drives around the city. Inside are CircoLoco Records EPs, Moodymann's "Kenny's Backyard Boogie" mixtape, six Dr. Dre songs and a DâM-FunK album.

Tracklist · 92 tracks

  • The Contract - Space

    DāM-FunK · 2023

  • Los Santos Drug Wars

    Soulwax

  • The Diamond Casino Heist

    Nick Hook

  • The Cayo Perico Heist II

    Rampa

  • Lowriders

    Oh No

  • Bikers

    Holy Fuck

  • Arena Wars

    Health

  • The Cayo Perico Heist I

    &ME

  • The Contract - The Journey

    DāM-FunK · 2023

  • The Contract - Mass

    DāM-FunK · 2023

  • Smuggler's Run

    Show Me The Body

  • Import/Export

    Take A Daytrip

  • Executives And Other Criminals

    James Curd Aka Greenskeepers

  • The Contract - House Call

    DāM-FunK · 2023

  • The Contract - Smooth Kill

    DāM-FunK · 2023

  • ETA

    Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes & Anderson .Paak · 2022

  • Black Privilege

    Dr. Dre · 2022

  • The Scenic Route

    Dr. Dre feat. Rick Ross & Anderson .Paak · 2022

  • Gospel

    Dr. Dre feat. Eminem · 2022

  • Fallin Up

    Dr. Dre feat. Thurz & Cocoa Sarai · 2022

  • Diamond Mind

    Dr. Dre feat. Nipsey Hussle & Ty Dolla Sign · 2022

  • You Wanna?

    NEZ · 2022

  • Let's Get It

    ScHoolboy Q · 2022

  • Them Changes

    Thundercat · 2015

  • Pimp This Love

    Christión · 1998

  • So Into You

    Atlanta Rhythm Section · 1976

  • GA$

    Ro James · 2016

  • For The Sake Of Love

    Claudja Barry

  • My World Is Empty Without You

    Barbara McNair · 2007

  • Plenty Good Lovin'

    MFSB · 1976

  • I Don't Wanna Lose Your Love

    The Emotions · 1977

  • Livin' It Up (Friday Night)

    Bell & James · 1978

  • Where The Devil Plays

    Jesse Johnson / Moodymann

  • Gold Town

    Stavroz · 2017

  • Lamentation

    Larry Heard · 2005

  • Cradle to the Grave

    Mobb Deep · 1995

  • Checc Me Out

    Nipsey Hussle · 2013

  • Hood Pass Intact

    DāM-FunK · 2009

  • Where I Wanna Be

    Shade Sheist · 2000

  • Bad Side

    LTJ XPerience feat. Anduze · 2017

  • Make Up Your Mind

    Aurra · 1982

  • I Love You Baby

    Puff Daddy & The Family feat. Black Rob · 1997

  • Deja Vu

    Teena Marie · 1979

  • Hollywood

    Rick James · 1978

  • Elastic

    Joey Purp · 2018

  • Skate Depot (MOODYMANN REMIX)

    Channel Tres

  • The Letter

    Marvin Belton · 2010

  • Basement Party

    Moodymann

  • Pray 4 Love

    Moodymann

  • Technologystolemyvinyle

    Moodymann

  • I Get Moody Sometimes

    Amp Fiddler feat. Moodymann · 2017

  • I Think I'll Do Some Steppin On My Own (Opolopo Rework)

    Sandy Barber

  • 9 Nights 2 Nowhere

    Moodymann

  • Freaks

    NEZ feat. Gangsta Boo & Moodymann

  • The Set Up

    Obie Trice feat. Nate Dogg · 2003

  • Love Conversation

    José James · 2010

  • Misled

    Moodymann · 1997

  • I Need Your Lovin'

    Teena Marie · 1980

  • Forever Free (Edited)

    Carl Craig · 2021

  • Raindrops (Edited)

    Butch feat. Kemelion · 2021

  • The Church (Edited)

    Rampa · 2021

  • Keep On Coming (Edited)

    Moodymann feat. CD · 2021

  • As If To Say (Edited)

    Mano Le Tough · 2021

  • Break It Up (Edited)

    Adam Beyer · 2021

  • Autonom (Dixon Edit)

    Deichkind

  • What If, Then What? (Edited)

    tINI feat. Amiture · 2021

  • Lumartes (Edited)

    Seth Troxler · 2021

  • Atlanta (Edited)

    DJ Tennis feat. Ashee · 2021

  • Calib (Edited)

    Red Axes · 2021

  • Reverie (Edited) / Laser Lass (Edited)

    Sama' Abdulhadi / Jamie Jones

  • Up In Flames

    Bedouin · 2021

  • Revision Of The Past

    Lost Souls Of Saturn & TOKiMONSTA · 2021

  • Lumartes (Edited Version)

    Seth Troxler · 2021

  • Reverie

    Sama' Abdulhadi · 2021

  • The Church

    Rampa · 2021

  • Autonom (Dixon Edit)

    Deichkind

  • You

    Kerri Chandler · 2021

  • What If, Then What?

    tINI feat. Amiture · 2021

  • Atlanta

    DJ Tennis feat. Ashee · 2021

  • Keep On Coming

    Moodymann feat. CD · 2021

  • Laser Lass

    Jamie Jones · 2021

  • As If To Say

    Mano Le Tough · 2021

  • Raindrops

    Butch feat. Kemelion · 2021

  • Forever Free

    Carl Craig · 2021

  • Wishing Well

    Margaret Dygas · 2021

  • Calib

    Red Axes · 2021

  • Mantra For Lizzie

    Luciano · 2021

  • Revision of the Past

    Lost Souls Of Saturn & TOKiMONSTA · 2021

  • Break It Up

    Adam Beyer · 2021

  • Nova Two

    Tale Of Us · 2021

  • Up In Flames

    Bedouin · 2021

  • The Future

    Damian Lazarus feat. Robert Owens · 2021

MOTOMAMI Los Santos

Latin, reggaeton and club

ROSALÍA and Arca · 33 tracks · since 2021

2021 · The Contract

Hosted by ROSALÍA and Arca. It launched three months before the MOTOMAMI album, so "LA FAMA" with The Weeknd was on air before the record came out. Bad Gyal recorded "A La Mía" for the station.

Hosts · on-air name — in real life

ROSALÍA — Rosalía Vila Tobella · Arca — Alejandra Ghersi

Tracklist · 33 tracks

  • 418 (Bounce Mix)

    DJ Slugo · 2008

  • Volando Voy

    Camarón De La Isla · 1979

  • Con Altura

    ROSALÍA feat. J Balvin · 2019

  • Mystery of Love (2011) (Instrumental)

    Mr. Fingers

  • KLK

    Arca feat. ROSALÍA · 2020

  • A Palé

    ROSALÍA · 2019

  • Linda

    Tokischa & ROSALÍA · 2021

  • Dos Locos

    Monchy & Alexandra

  • Vamos Pa la Disco

    Las Guanabanas · 2002

  • Mi Corazoncito

    Aventura · 2006

  • Duro 2005

    La Goony Chonga · 2019

  • Tukuntaso

    Tokischa & Haraca Kiko & El Cherry Scom

  • Skinny Jeans

    Likkle Vybz & Likkle Addi · 2019

  • Algo Como Tú

    Kaydy Cain & Los Del Control · 2019

  • Dominicana

    Chucky73 · 2020

  • 100% of Disin' You

    Armando · 2009

  • Tumbando Fronte

    Alberto Stylee · 2004

  • XULITA

    Young Cister feat. Kaydy Cain · 2020

  • LA FAMA

    ROSALÍA & The Weeknd · 2021

  • Snap And Roll

    Soulja Boy Tell'em · 2007

  • Take Me Where Your Heart Is

    Q · 2020

  • Nubes

    Rauw Alejandro · 2021

  • A La Mía

    Bad Gyal

  • Bounce N Break Yo Back

    DJ Spinn · 2007

  • DI MI NOMBRE (Cap.8: Éxtasis)

    ROSALÍA · 2018

  • Vacilar Contigo

    Ñejo & Dalmata · 2012

  • Body So Good

    Popcaan · 2018

  • Rockstar Made

    Playboi Carti · 2020

  • Bunny Is A Rider

    Caroline Polachek · 2021

  • Calle Luna Calle Sol

    Willie Colón & Héctor Lavoe · 1969

  • Stress

    Justice · 2007

  • Machote

    Arca · 2020

  • Salgo Pa' La Calle

    Daddy Yankee · 2008

GTA 5 Radio Hosts: Who They Are in Real Life

47 voices on air: musicians, comedians, actors and DJs. The best-known come first; the rest are one click away.

Cara DelevingneCara · Non-Stop-Pop FMCara Delevingnemodel and actressTwo-time Model of the Year at the British Fashion Awards, playing a tongue-in-cheek version of herself as a pop DJ.
Frank OceanFrank Ocean · Blonded Los Santos 97.8 FMFrank OceanOn air under their own name · singer-songwriter, alternative R&BThe channel ORANGE and Blonde artist, introduced by Rockstar as a serious car enthusiast.
Rosalía Vila TobellaROSALÍA · MOTOMAMI Los SantosRosalía Vila TobellaSpanish singer-songwriterHer station launched three months before the MOTOMAMI album and became part of its rollout.
Kenny LogginsKenny Loggins · Los Santos Rock RadioKenny LogginsOn air under their own name · singer-songwriter, soft rockThe voice of "Footloose" and Top Gun's "Danger Zone" sings his own station's jingles.
Pam GrierMama G · The Lowdown 91.1Pam Grieractress, blaxploitation iconStar of Coffy and Foxy Brown and the lead in Tarantino's Jackie Brown (1997).
Rainford Hugh PerryLee "Scratch" Perry · Blue ArkRainford Hugh PerryJamaican producer, dub pioneerProduced the early Bob Marley and the Wailers; he died in August 2021.
Julian CasablancasJulian Casablancas · Kult FMJulian CasablancasOn air under their own name · The Strokes and The Voidz frontmanThe Strokes' main songwriter, though his "producer" Zachary does most of the talking on his station.
Danny McBrideDuane Earl · Beyond InseminationDanny McBrideactor and comedianStar of Eastbound & Down and The Righteous Gemstones; Duane's tales of coaching high-school football nod to Kenny Powers.
Kurt AlexanderBig Boy · Radio Los SantosKurt Alexanderradio host and actorHosted the Power 106 morning show in LA from 1997 and voiced Big Bear in GTA: San Andreas.
Keith MorrisKeith Morris · Channel XKeith MorrisOn air under their own name · punk singerBlack Flag's first singer, later of Circle Jerks and OFF!; both of his later bands are on Channel X.
Lazlow JonesLazlow · ChattersphereLazlow Jonesradio host, Rockstar writer and producerCo-wrote GTA radio with Dan Houser from GTA III onward and left Rockstar in 2020.
Rachel FeinsteinMichele Makes · ChattersphereRachel Feinsteinstand-up comedian and actressA Last Comic Standing finalist who spends every Chattersphere episode taking shots at Lazlow.
Frank ChavezFernando Martinez · The Fernando ShowFrank Chavezvoice actorAccording to GTA Wiki, he has voiced Fernando in nine GTA games, from GTA III to GTA Online.
J. B. SmooveDr. Ray De Angelo Harris · Chakra AttackJ. B. Smoovecomedian and actorLeon on Curb Your Enthusiasm and a former Saturday Night Live writer-performer.
Jesco WhiteJesco White · Rebel RadioJesco WhiteOn air under their own name · Appalachian mountain dancerKnown as the "Dancing Outlaw" after the 1991 documentary of that name.
Stephen and David DewaeleSoulwax · Soulwax FMStephen and David DewaeleBelgian band and DJ duo 2manydjsBrothers from Ghent whose station is one unbroken mix.
Juan RazoDJ Don Cheto · East Los FMJuan Razoradio and TV hostDon Cheto is the loud-voiced "uncle" character Razo plays on LA Spanish-language radio.
Camilo LaraCamilo Lara · East Los FMCamilo LaraOn air under their own name · Mexican DJ and producerFounder of Mexican Institute of Sound, whose "Es-Toy" plays on East Los FM.
Mark JordanDJ Pooh · West Coast ClassicsMark Jordanhip-hop producer and screenwriterProduced Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day", and in 2021 he was the one who brought Dr. Dre into GTA Online.
Trish SuhrBobby June · Bless Your HeartTrish Suhrstand-up comedian and TV personalityKnown as the "Yard Sale Diva" on Clean House; Bobby June spoofs TV cooking hosts.
David MogentaleRon Jakowski · BCR Community HourDavid Mogentalestage and voice actorRon is Trevor's neighbor, and on air he runs reruns of his conspiracy podcast.
Gilles MoehrleGilles Peterson · Worldwide FMGilles MoehrleBritish broadcaster and DJA longtime BBC Radio 1 and 6 Music host and founder of Brownswood Recordings.
Steven EllisonFlying Lotus · FlyLo FMSteven Ellisonproducer, DJ and filmmakerFounder of Brainfeeder, who announced his own station in April 2013.
George Lewis Jr.Twin Shadow · Radio Mirror ParkGeorge Lewis Jr.synth-pop and indie musicianBecame friends with the developers and agreed both to host the station and to write "Old Love / New Love" for the game.
William "Bootsy" CollinsBootsy Collins · Space 103.2William "Bootsy" Collinsfunk bassistPlayed with James Brown and Parliament-Funkadelic; Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee since 1997.
Nathan WilliamsNate Williams · Vinewood Boulevard RadioNathan WilliamsWavves frontman and founderStarted Wavves in San Diego in 2008; the band recorded "Nine Is God" for the station.
Stephen PopeStephen Pope · Vinewood Boulevard RadioStephen PopeOn air under their own name · Wavves bassistPreviously in Jay Reatard's band; in 2015 Wavves recorded "Leave" for The Lab's album.
Cliff Lane · Self RadioEd McMannradio DJ and voice actorAccording to GTA Wiki, Cliff Lane is the Lips 106 host from Liberty City Stories, back on air on Self Radio.
Andee · Self RadioShelley Millervoice actressAccording to GTA Wiki, Andee has been on GTA radio since GTA III, where she hosted Lips 106.
The AlchemistChemical Bro · The LabThe Alchemisthip-hop producer, DJ and rapperCo-composer of the GTA 5 score who has produced for Mobb Deep, Freddie Gibbs and Earl Sweatshirt.
Oh NoDoctor No · The LabOh Norapper and producerMadlib's younger brother, who wrote the game's main theme, "Welcome to Los Santos".
Joseph ThornalleyVegyn · Blonded Los Santos 97.8 FMJoseph ThornalleyBritish producer and DJProducer on Frank Ocean's Blonde and Endless and a co-host of blonded RADIO.
Mladen SolomunSolomun · Los Santos Underground RadioMladen Solomunhouse DJ and producerThe station opened with his exclusive mix, and he shot the "Customer Is King" video entirely in the GTA 5 engine.
Carmine Conte and Matteo MilleriTale Of Us · Los Santos Underground RadioCarmine Conte and Matteo MilleriItalian techno duo, Afterlife labelTheir mix for the station is made entirely of new material.
Steffen BerkhahnDixon · Los Santos Underground RadioSteffen BerkhahnGerman house and techno DJFounder of Berlin's Innervisions label; his in-game decks copy his real setup.
Marea StamperThe Black Madonna · Los Santos Underground RadioMarea StamperAmerican DJ and producerMixmag's DJ of the Year in 2016, renamed The Blessed Madonna in 2020.
Station voice · Los Santos Underground RadioDonna Frankcommercial voice artistThe station's unnamed voice; she confirmed the role in an email to the GTA Wiki community.
Daniel Dewan SewellDanny Brown · iFruit RadioDaniel Dewan SewellDetroit rapperBesides hosting, he also voices Yung Ancestor in GTA Online.
Joseph Adenuga Jr.Skepta · iFruit RadioJoseph Adenuga Jr.British grime MC and producerHis album Konnichiwa won the 2016 Mercury Prize.
Peter O'GradyJoy Orbison · Still Slipping Los SantosPeter O'GradyBritish electronic producer and DJBroke through with "Hyph Mngo" (2009); in the game he runs a pirate station out of Mirror Park.
David CrossZachary · Kult FMDavid Crossstand-up comedian and actorTobias Fünke on Arrested Development, who rants on air about Zero from San Andreas, a character he voiced himself.
Mac DeMarcoMac DeMarco · Kult FMMac DeMarcoOn air under their own name · Canadian indie musicianReads the horoscopes on Kult FM, where his "On the Level" is also in rotation.
Tony MacTony Mac · Kult FMTony MacOn air under their own name · VENICE 99.1 FM hostHosts on the real VENICE 99.1 FM in Los Angeles, the model for Kult FM.
&ME, Rampa and Adam PortKeinemusik · The Music Locker&ME, Rampa and Adam PortBerlin DJ trio and labelAdam Port's "Move" became a global hit in 2024.
Kenny Dixon Jr.Moodymann · The Music LockerKenny Dixon Jr.Detroit house producerIn 2021 he became the in-game character Kenny and released the "Kenny's Backyard Boogie" mixtape inside the game.
Jay DonaldsonPalms Trax · The Music LockerJay DonaldsonBerlin-based British house DJThe only GTA 5 host officially returning in GTA 6, where he co-hosts AfroBank FM.
Alejandra GhersiArca · MOTOMAMI Los SantosAlejandra GhersiVenezuelan electronic musician and producerHas produced for Björk, Kanye West and FKA twigs; Rockstar called her a longtime collaborator.

Exclusives: Music Made for GTA 5

17 artists wrote for the game and GTA Online, from Flying Lotus's own station to MF DOOM's track with BADBADNOTGOOD. The club DJs and Dr. Dre, who appear in the game themselves, are in the next section; the score composers have their own slider. Press ▶ to play the exclusive.

GTA Online: Real Artists Inside the Game

Real musicians walk the streets of Los Santos in GTA Online. Rockstar recorded them in motion capture suits: the DJs played live sets on their own setups, and Dr. Dre got a copy of his studio on the stage. Hover over or tap a picture to see the person in real life.

After Hours ·

For the nightclub update Rockstar invited four residents, released one a week. Each flew to New York and went on to a motion capture studio on Long Island. Music director Ivan Pavlovich says they recreated each DJ's setup from their riders, brought in friends, managers and fans, and threw a real party in the studio to capture every DJ's signature moves. Mission scenes were recorded separately, and sessions ran long because nobody wanted to stop.

  • The first club resident

    Solomun

    Opened the residencies on July 24, 2018. Rockstar shot his "Customer Is King" video entirely inside GTA Online.

    Customer Is King

    Solomun

  • Club residents

    Tale Of Us

    Carmine Conte and Matteo Milleri. Their Los Santos Underground Radio mix premiered tracks from the album Afterlight.

    Vinewood Blues

    Tale Of Us

  • Club resident

    Dixon

    Arrived third, on August 7, 2018. He was recorded in a motion capture suit, and his in-game decks copy his real setup.

    Reach Out Your Hand (Erol Alkan Rework) - GTA Edit

    TCK feat. JG

  • Club resident

    The Blessed Madonna

    Still The Black Madonna in 2018. She joined as herself, not "random DJ number three", and came up with a cop scene.

    He Is The Voice I Hear

    The Black Madonna

The Cayo Perico Heist and The Music Locker ·

The Music Locker opened beneath the Diamond Casino: Moodymann played the first week, and Keinemusik and Palms Trax joined on December 22. The shoot took place during lockdown, with Moodymann flying in from Detroit. The sets were played live, so every knob turn changed the sound, and the riders were followed down to the equipment and the tequila. Keinemusik later said that playing in mo-cap suits "with 82 cameras in your face" is a different story.

  • The Music Locker residents

    Keinemusik

    &ME, Rampa and Adam Port. Sam Houser invited them after CircoLoco in Ibiza; on Cayo Perico they play a sunrise set.

    Civilist

    Keinemusik

  • The first Music Locker resident

    Moodymann

    He plays vinyl and works the mic. In 2021 he returned in Los Santos Tuners as KDJ, handing out jobs with Sessanta.

    1988

    Moodymann

  • The Music Locker resident

    Palms Trax

    The alias of Jay Donaldson. He brought old-school house to the club and played his set live on real equipment.

    Petu (Dub Mix)

    Palms Trax

The Contract ·

Dr. Dre first appeared in the game in The Cayo Perico Heist in 2020. Before the island scouting trip he stands in an airport hangar with Jimmy Iovine and DJ Pooh and loses a phone full of new music, while Scott Storch takes his place on the decks at the beach party. A year later that setup grew into The Contract. Dre did his own performance capture and was involved in the script from start to finish. Rockstar built a working replica of his studio on the mo-cap stage, with the mixing board he favours, so he could play music on set; his engineer and Anderson .Paak were there too.

  • Client of Franklin's agency

    Dr. Dre

    In 2020 he lost a phone full of new music; in 2021 he became the center of The Contract, recording at Record A Studios.

    The Scenic Route

    Dr. Dre feat. Rick Ross & Anderson .Paak

  • Brought Dre to Franklin

    DJ Pooh

    Rockstar calls him a long-time collaborator. In GTA 5 he also hosts West Coast Classics, where you only hear his voice.

  • Cameo in The Cayo Perico Heist

    Scott Storch

    The producer who co-wrote "Still D.R.E.". At El Rubio's beach party he takes over the decks in place of Dr. Dre.

  • Cameo in The Cayo Perico Heist

    Jimmy Iovine

    Co-founder of Interscope and Beats. With Dre and DJ Pooh he meets you in the hangar where Dre's phone goes missing.

GTA 5 Radio Ads: All 117 Spots

The parody ads that run between songs, plus the Kult FM horoscopes. Play any spot in full and read the transcript.

Pisswasser

Pisswasser

1:22 · 14 stations · 2013

Pisswasser: transcript

1:22 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Wake up in the morning, drop a big ol' log out here.

You ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog.

Marry a fat bitch and die working like a dog.

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city.

We love cars, guns, and big ol' plastic titties.

Let's grab a case with Pisswasser and drink for the USA.

Woo!

Hey, neighbors, I'm sorry we're partying real much.

You ought to speak English if you like it here so much.

Not Spanish or Chinese or British.

Hell, fucking Dutch.

Fuck the Dutch.

I said, yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out.

Guns and Pisswasser, yeah, that's what a party's all about.

Getting real drunk, puking face down.

Drinking Pisswasser, fighting, getting real shit-faced tonight.

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right.

Pisswasser, German-style lager, for export only.

Life Invader

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013

Life Invader: transcript

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The Lifeinvader tablet.

It's time to dock.

The future is now.

Lifeinvader, the social networking site announces its new tablet.

It's not technology.

It's your life.

Live it the way you want with a device that tells you what to do.

It's time to dock.

The Lifeinvader tablet.

We've skipped a generation so you don't have to.

Live tomorrow.

You will be connected to humanity.

You will be docked.

Invasion never felt so good.

The Lifeinvader tablet.

Righteous Slaughter

Righteous Slaughter: "Russians"

0:55 · 12 stations · 2013

Righteous Slaughter: "Russians": transcript

0:55 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The Video Game of the Year.

My name is Vladisakia Puchinkov.

A combination of all the hate.

I am half Russian, half Asian, half Muslim.

I will defeat the Americans.

A first person shooter with a story like no other.

But Commander, they will be sending the Bravo Sierra International Elite Special Forces Ranger Squad after you.

They will never catch me.

The only way into my hideout is by those plans that got stolen somewhere in the absurdly exotic Las Cachas.

What's that noise?

And why aren't we speaking Russian?

Whiskey sour poontang, you are clear to fire.

Righteous Slaughter 7, the innovative art of contemporary killing.

How do you kill?

Rated PG.

Pretty much the same as the last game.

San Andreas Tourism Board

San Andreas Tourism Board

0:51 · 12 stations · 2013

San Andreas Tourism Board: transcript

0:51 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

In times like these, it's important to remember the good things.

Sure, the economy may be a little rough, and we may be shuttering schools, hospitals, and libraries to pay union pensions.

But San Andreas is still the place where dreams are made.

This is where counterculture began and then morphed into a nanny state.

A place that preaches environmental stewardship, but has a terrible public transit system and the worst air in the world.

Experience more of San Andreas.

The suburban sprawl, no sense of community, and no building more than 30 years old.

Where fluffy children's theme park animals are both our heritage and our culture.

San Andreas leads the country in removing pristine first-growth forest to build generic strip malls and tract mansions.

San Andreas.

We won't be broken hypocrites forever.

Brought to you by the San Andreas Tourism Board.

Up-n-Atom

0:22 · 14 stations · 2013

Up-n-Atom: transcript

0:22 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

You do everything in your car, from talking to friends to watching a movie to turning tricks with a co-worker.

So why should you get out of your car to eat?

At Up-n-Atom, we're from a time when America didn't worry about global warming, cholesterol, or who could vote.

Drive into Up-n-Atom today.

Up-n-Atom, food from when we were morally superior.

Ammu-Nation: "Apocalypse"

1:19 · 12 stations · 2013

Ammu-Nation: "Apocalypse": transcript

1:19 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The apocalypse is coming.

Will it be aliens, zombies, or a global financial meltdown and a massive tsunami that takes us back to the Stone Age?

Whatever it is, you need to be prepared so that when the nation rebuilds, this time, you're at the top of the heap.

At Ammu-Nation, we're your one-stop shop for the apocalypse and global Armageddon.

Announcing the Ammu-Nation Recession Special.

Full post-apocalypse kit with machine gun nest.

Water purifier so you can drink your own urine.

And cyanide pills so you can go out like a man, frothing at the mouth and spasming on the floor before the Soviets or undead get you.

Pick up a predator drone so you can rain down hell on unsuspecting but inappropriate neighbors from the comfort of your couch.

Whether it's aliens trying to colonize Earth, zombies trying to feast on brains, monkeys spreading the plague, or children begging for a sip of water from your carefully hoarded supplies, they've all got to be suppressed, which is why our bulk-buy discount is proving so popular on shells as well as bullets.

When a million zombies come running over the hill, you'll be really pissed you didn't buy enough bullets.

When the apocalypse gets here, don't dial 911.

Dial 357.

Ammu-Nation.

Protecting your rights.

Fleeca

Fleeca: "Bedroom"

0:44 · 14 stations · 2013

Fleeca: "Bedroom": transcript

0:44 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Fleeca means convenience like never before.

Soon, you'll always be within 50 feet of a Fleeca Bank ATM.

We won't stop until we're on every corner in Los Santos, Liberty City, and every other major metropolitan area.

But why stop there?

We're putting Fleeca ATMs everywhere.

The dentist office, family planning clinics, adult novelty shops, funeral homes, and children's wards.

Call today and we'll even put an ATM in your bedroom to spice things up.

Stop by Fleeca Bank and learn more about our range of services that weren't possible until we lobbied for deregulation.

Fleeca.

Credit cards.

Banking.

Brokerage.

It's time to start paying for everything.

Hipsters For Hire

Hipsters For Hire

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013

Hipsters For Hire: transcript

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

On that journey to the top, you probably had to make a few sacrifices, including long-term friendships.

But in Los Santos, perception is everything and anything can be bought.

You need to make a splash at social occasions and fill your fancy new house with tons of friends.

If it's a glamorous occasion, we'll provide models and movie stars.

If it's a business function, we'll bring along oligarchs and senior executives.

Perhaps you want something a little funkier.

We've got Mirror Park hipsters for hire so you can slip on your skinny jeans and show your alternative side.

People of different ethnicities and sexual preferences will mingle and make you look good instead of the desperate, closed-minded guy you are.

Call Appropriate Associates today.

Hitting Kids Works Wonders

Hitting Kids Works Wonders

0:40 · 14 stations · 2013

Hitting Kids Works Wonders: transcript

0:40 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Does dinner time sound like this?

I'm not eating this crap!

Does Friday night sound like this?

Screw you, Mom.

I want to get laid.

Do you long for a different time when we were free to raise our children to actually respect us?

Thank you, sir!

Thank you, sir!

Hitting kids works wonders!

Hi, I'm Alan McClean, child behavioral psychologist and former U.S. Marine.

With my easy system, I'll turn your disruptive, unruly kids around fast.

Let's face it.

Kids are rotten little shits.

When I served our country, I learned a lot about changing behavior and winning people over.

Offer candy and a butt of the gun to the face.

Buy my book, Hitting Kids Works Wonders, today.

Vinewood Health

Vinewood Health

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013

Vinewood Health: transcript

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Women, dieting is so hard.

There are lots of delivery diets that deliver food each day, but don't stop you from cheating.

Isn't it time you try something just a little different?

At Vinewood Health, we not only give you the carrot, we also give you the stick.

Our trained counselors spend the day with you to offer the guidance and reassurance to keep you on the right track.

You're gonna eat that, you fucking pig?

You disgust me!

With their firm but encouraging guidance, the true thinner you will soon emerge.

Paranoid, neurotic, and the proud owner of a new food disorder.

You have to associate food with pain and a beating.

Food is your enemy.

Just feed it.

You have no self-control.

Thanks to us, all you need is self-loathing.

Vinewood Health.

Beauty inside and out.

Or your money back.

You fat whore.

Contact Vinewood Health today.

Rehab Island

Rehab Island

0:47 · 14 stations · 2013

Rehab Island: transcript

0:47 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

It's the heartbreaking show of human struggle, love, redemption, and hot morons doing drugs in bikinis.

Tragedy equals comedy if you give it enough time.

Rehab Island.

We put Darwinism into the ultimate struggle as people battle addictions and each other in this hit competitive sobriety show.

We take people to the limit.

Push them over it.

And run commercials in between.

Alliances form.

Get out.

Get out of this hut!

Loves are lost.

I thought you loved me.

I love the coke!

I love cocaine!

Hearts explode.

And contestants flatline.

Rehab Island.

Reality finally gets real on CNT.

Kult FM Horoscope: Aquarius

0:50 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Aquarius: transcript

0:50 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

Let's hear what the stars have to say... bow to greatness!

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Aquarius are the first to notice the cracks in this city's infrastructure.

As they sit in their car en route to their Epsilon lessons, they become angry at a driver who's cut them off, when they themselves have run a red light.

Wanting to change the world without discovering one's true self is like covering the ground in leather.

It's much easier to wear shoes.

Go buy a pair of Prolaps, why don't you?

It's all I've got.

Thanks, Mac.

Righteous Slaughter

Righteous Slaughter: "Nuke"

0:27 · 12 stations · 2013

Righteous Slaughter: "Nuke": transcript

0:27 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The video game of the year.

Roger that, Bravo Sierra.

We've got some insurgents killing orphans.

And they've got some nerve toxin and a nuke and a random flashback level in which JFK and Castro duke it out on the moon.

Righteous Slaughter 7.

Copy that, Red Leader.

Call in the airstrike.

Righteous Slaughter 7.

The realistic art of contemporary killing.

How do you kill?

Rated PG.

Pretty much the same as the last game.

Righteous Slaughter

Righteous Slaughter: "Levels"

0:48 · 12 stations · 2013

Righteous Slaughter: "Levels": transcript

0:48 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

War is hell, but so is stringing multiplayer levels together into a credible storyline.

I've got a serious level 5 black grade continuity problem.

We're in the rainforest.

I mean, the UN.

I'm going in.

I mean out.

Clear.

Blue team, we're taking a lot of hits.

The screen's getting all red and nobody's ordered the DLC.

The Righteous Slaughter 7.

The video game features levels like Cluttered Warehouse, African Rebellion, Polar Nonsense, Desert Surprise.

Innovative levels like nothing you've played before.

Including the surprise space level we won't talk about until the game comes out.

Righteous Slaughter 7.

The identical art of contemporary killing.

How do you kill?

Rated PG.

Pretty much the same as the last game.

Proposition 43

0:32 · 12 stations · 2013

Proposition 43: transcript

0:32 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Kids need stability, loving, stable parents, and a domestic environment similar to their friends.

In the next election, it's time to finally make a change.

Vote yes on Proposition 43 and outlaw the nuclear family once and for all.

The nuclear family is the relic of a bygone age.

Like nuclear reactors, they are dirty and prone to meltdowns that will poison generations to come.

Vote yes on Proposition 43.

It's time for some real family values.

Toeshoes

Toeshoes

0:25 · 12 stations · 2013

Toeshoes: transcript

0:25 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

You want to up your running game?

Run like a caveman!

Finally, shoes are getting back to nature.

Toeshoes!

You were born barefoot, your ancestors ran barefoot, and now, toeshoes allow you to run barefoot but with shoes that look like feet!

Slightly deformed, web-toed, brightly colored feet.

Just like our ancestors that died at 25 of rickets, they're like wearing no shoes at all.

As nature intended, toeshoes!

They're shoes for toes and twats.

Implant Outsource

Implant Outsource

0:35 · 12 stations · 2013

Implant Outsource: transcript

0:35 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The American healthcare industry is in shambles, but you desperately need surgery to fix your broken tits.

Why not Outsource?

Implant Outsource, the show that sends you to an exotic location to get plastic surgery.

Everything else you buy is made in Asia.

Why not get tits from Jakarta?

Watch as Americans get permanent body modification done in a place that has no running water.

Or trained doctors.

This week on the show, see Melanie get boated off when her trout pout gets smoked.

It's secondhand nips, lips, and hips.

Only on Implant Outsource.

Mondays on CNT.

Proposition

Proposition 208: "Dad"

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013

Proposition 208: "Dad": transcript

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

When my grandfather got sick, it was the only thing that got him through the day.

I know it was illegal, but it really helped.

There's a wonder drug that can take the place of food, make the coward brave, the silent eloquent, and render the sufferer insensitive to pain.

500,000 citizens are arrested each year for simple possession.

During the next election, end the prohibition, vote yes on Proposition 208, and legalize medical cocaine.

Queensbury Boxing

Queensbury Boxing

0:45 · 12 stations · 2013

Queensbury Boxing: transcript

0:45 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Your professional life as an executive is spent on a corporate treadmill.

Why work out on one?

Channel your rage into something positive at the Queensbury Boxing Club.

After all those meetings where you've restrained yourself from smashing another doofus with an MBA in the face, now you can take up the noble sport of yuppie boxing.

Take out your aggression and harken back to a simpler time when a man like you would have fought with his fists, not his legal team.

It's artificial and controlled masculine posturing, just like the rest of your life.

Plus, there's something invigorating and uniquely manly about giving another yuppie brain damage.

Come by the Queensbury Boxing Club and find out how the fight game can bring out the ultimate player in you.

Rectify Holistic

Rectify Holistic

0:45 · 12 stations · 2013

Rectify Holistic: transcript

0:45 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Anal cleansing dates back to the Egyptians.

Coffee enemas have been all the rage for a few years now.

But at Rectify Holistic, we say, why stop at coffee?

We have detoxifying all-natural enemas for every occasion.

Get that minty fresh taste with a peppermint enema.

Or be hydrated from behind with a coconut water enema.

Acquire all the charm, hygiene, and je ne sais quoi of a Frenchman with a garlic enema.

We've also got relaxing and inspiring flavors like Irish coffee, fruit juice, hamburger meat, or spicy ground turkey.

Become nature's soft-serve machine with an ice cream enema, or get ravaged by a burly Russian with the St. Petersburg Surprise.

Rectify Holistic.

Come and get properly cleaned today.

Ovine Human Resources

Ovine Human Resources

0:47 · 12 stations · 2013

Ovine Human Resources: transcript

0:47 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Bored but bossy?

Desperate for power and upset nobody will listen to you?

Keen to patronize?

Try a career in human resources.

Your job is to fire people or make them feel bad for telling funny jokes.

Take the joy and pleasure out of the workplace.

Work is called work for a reason.

It shouldn't be fun.

You'll have more power than management.

Make people fill out long questionnaires about their feelings so you can sell the data or blackmail them at a later point.

Get paid to snoop on employee email.

Train for three evenings and you'll be qualified to begin an exciting career as a human resources professional.

Contact Ovine Human Resources Academy today.

San Andreas Lobotomy

San Andreas Lobotomy

0:37 · 12 stations · 2013

San Andreas Lobotomy: transcript

0:37 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Anxiety, depression, trauma.

Don't depend on pills.

Find a permanent solution, a transorbital solution, in just 20 minutes.

Originally pushed underground as an alternative therapy, the lobotomy is a safe, fast procedure that snips a couple of troublesome nerve endings in your brain.

Afterwards, you'll be completely brain dead, like everyone else in the state.

Perfect for consuming our culture-free lifestyle.

Just as there's a permanent surgical solution for solving that hunger in your stomach, there's a surgical solution that solves the anxiety and hunger for answers in your brain.

The San Andreas Lobotomy.

Darwinian Yoga

Darwinian Yoga

0:39 · 12 stations · 2013

Darwinian Yoga: transcript

0:39 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hello, my name is Yogi Apetipaka.

Yoga is a way of slowly making your mind and body one.

But we haven't got time for that.

We've got to keep it interesting.

We finally made yoga American with bloodlust, failure, and swinging.

It's Darwinian yoga.

Each class takes you to the edge and only the strong survive.

You not only improve yourself, but feel doubly better because someone else is failing.

Darwinian Yoga, reveal the inner truths.

Head Shots

Head Shots

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013

Head Shots: transcript

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

You're in Vinewood, the capital of the world.

You want to make it big, but you have seconds to make an impression.

A retouched impression that lies about your age, weight, and height.

You're in a town of liars and fantasists.

Isn't it time your headshot showed you fit right in?

In this town, it's vital to walk around with black and white 8x10s of yourself, looking like a catalog model or a softcore porn star.

That's where I come in.

My name is Lorenzo O'Houlihan.

First, I take an old-fashioned photograph of you, and then I touch it up to get rid of your skin tags and the wrinkles from years of worry that you're useless, and so is the personality you were born with.

I help turn you into something Vinewood knows how to work with: a bland automaton with the personality of a dishcloth.

I also offer casting couch training, so you'll know when and how to put out to get ahead.

I also teach gaydar blocking, so the gay mafia will think you're one of them.

I am Lorenzo O'Houlihan, Dream Maker.

Contact me today.

Stop Paying Your Mortgage

Stop Paying Your Mortgage

0:42 · 12 stations · 2013

Stop Paying Your Mortgage: transcript

0:42 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

You are an American, so default with pride.

We will show you how.

We'll help you solve your problem with the bank once and for all in a truly grand fashion.

Mortgages should be illegal.

They are certainly immoral.

You are actually expected to pay more than a house is worth.

You were probably tricked by lawmakers and clever salesmen who gave you money and expected you to pay it back to them slowly over time.

Well, now you don't have to.

If they were foolish enough to loan money to a guy like you, they deserve to suffer.

Do you know how many homes meet a tragic end due to electrical malfunctions, improper storage of petroleum, mudslides, and other disasters?

Well, let's just put it like this.

There's about to be one more.

Visit StopPayingYourMortgage.net.

Windsor Real Estate

Windsor Real Estate: "Immigrant"

0:41 · 12 stations · 2013

Windsor Real Estate: "Immigrant": transcript

0:41 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Windsor Real Estate.

For super prestige, top value, investment grade, lifestyle defining, timeless class but effortlessly informal.

Live your life like it's out of a catalog.

In an environmentally precarious area of biodiversity, seismic turbulence and scarce resources, nothing makes more sense than building a French chateau with a 25-acre lawn in the desert.

Fabulous views.

Look down on people.

Live the American dream.

Residing in a mansion waited on by immigrants who hate you.

Windsor Real Estate.

Real estate at the highest price imaginable.

It's who you are.

Windsor Real Estate

Windsor Real Estate: "Swinger"

0:58 · 12 stations · 2013

Windsor Real Estate: "Swinger": transcript

0:58 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Selling your 40,000 square foot mansion?

At Windsor Real Estate, we are the home of super prestigious real estate in Los Santos.

Our experienced and knowledgeable professionals work hard.

We look up some mansions on the internet, get the keys, give you a tour, and then make 6% on the back of the biggest investment of your life.

Live the dream.

Be the best you possible.

For the man who isn't satisfied with one roof over his head, he wants several.

Preferably with a cinema, bowling alley, two pools, health club quality gym, meditation room, swinger grotto, punishment dungeon, 7,000 bottle wine cellar, moving sidewalks, 47 places to watch television, hidden cameras and two-way mirrors, no bookcases, a shark aquarium, exotic petting zoo, and 18-foot rotating bed.

Windsor Real Estate.

Real estate at the highest price imaginable.

It's who you are.

Cuckold Therapy

Cuckold Therapy

1:00 · 12 stations · 2013

Cuckold Therapy: transcript

1:00 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Maintaining a relationship can be trying, especially when she's getting fat and all you want to do is jerk off and play video games rather than listen to her mouth.

Hi, I'm spiritual advisor and marriage counselor David Kabir.

Come to my one-week retreat and I'll show you how to learn real closeness.

How?

By giving up what you're close to.

You'll give up your possessions, including your significant other.

Developed in the 1950s by Marvin Cuck.

Cuckold therapy works.

It worked for us.

It was truly a defining moment in our trust and commitment when a well-endowed dude was ravaging her while I looked on helplessly.

See?

It's going to bring you closer together.

After the trauma, you'll cling to each other deep in shame.

And that's what a good relationship is about.

Burying the shame as deep as possible.

You have to start at the bottom and work your way up.

After you see another man use your wife as a urinal, it puts your whole marriage in perspective.

I'm David Kabir.

Come to my one-week marriage retreat.

Sign up today.

Digifarm

Digifarm

0:47 · 12 stations · 2013

Digifarm: transcript

0:47 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Finally, you can play video games without gameplay.

Available on the iFruit phone, drone, and all overpriced tablets, it's Digifarm.

All the mind-numbing tedium of an agrarian lifestyle combined with the soul-crushing loneliness of the internet in a game truly worth 99 cents.

Digifarm.

Finally, you're actually watching the grass grow under your feet digitally.

I'm a tiny farmer.

I click on buttons and watch plants grow.

If I get bored, there's always the farmer's daughter.

It has an incredible sense of achievement.

Buy sprites.

Feel better about yourself.

Do it again.

Awesome!

The Digifamily of mobile games.

It's a revolution in human interaction.

It's a revolution in social.

Digifarm

Digifarm: "Games"

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013

Digifarm: "Games": transcript

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

If you like smartphone games like Digifarm, try the new spin-offs.

Available on the iFruit phone, drone, and all overpriced tablets, it's Digifactory Farm.

Ha ha!

I just slaughtered 10,000 cows!

Die, you cows!

Digideathcam, Digigangster.

I'm a tiny pixel gangster!

I'll kill your tiny pixel family!

And DigiPlaya, where you seduce and manage your harem of tiny digital foxes.

Hello, ladies!

Buy them expensive digital flowers and sprite diamonds.

Drive a tiny digital sports car.

Increase the length and girth of your sprite's penis with experience points.

Treat women with the same disdain they've always treated you by clicking and ignoring them.

Here you go.

You deserve that, woman.

The Digifamily of mobile games.

It's a revolution in human interaction.

It's a revolution in social.

Lombank

Lombank

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013

Lombank: transcript

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

At Lombank, we're with you every step of the way.

We sell your dreams.

We're not a soulless monolithic institution.

We are, but we use nostalgic imagery.

It's walking into your dream home.

You can't really afford it.

We'll lend you the money anyway.

It's kids graduating from college.

With pointless degrees riddled with debt.

It's happy picnics on the beach.

There's sewage in the water.

Family portraits with everyone dressed the same.

You look like twats.

Canoeing in the lake.

By the power station.

Catching fireflies in a jar.

And watching them die.

Cheering at high school football games.

The kids are giving each other brain damage.

These are the things our lives are made of.

Interest rates only 33.4%.

Lombank.

We're the American bank that truly more or less cares about profits.

Grand Senora Desert

Grand Senora Desert

0:37 · 14 stations · 2013

Grand Senora Desert: transcript

0:37 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

We asked people, why did you move to the Grand Senora Desert?

I moved for the airy climate.

I really wanted a safe environment for my children.

I moved for the meth.

It's not a mirage.

It's a real trailer park.

Imagine your new dream home in the Grand Senora Desert.

Imagine life in a place devoid of it.

A place where you can be alone, go on hikes, and die of sunstroke.

It's a place too boring for plants.

It's the Grand Senora Desert.

Come live where there's nothing there.

San Andreas Water And Power

San Andreas Water And Power

0:35 · 14 stations · 2013

San Andreas Water And Power: transcript

0:35 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

We all care about the environment, some more than others, especially those of us on the West Coast.

But places thousands of miles away have water that is our birthright.

We're San Andreas Water and Power.

Without our tireless efforts to keep the water and subsidies flowing, San Andreas could dry up like a woman in her 50s.

No green lawns, no swimming pools, no lush golf courses in the desert.

Sure, you may have to pay the piper sometime, but let's all work together to make sure it's not just yet.

San Andreas Water and Power.

Donate Your Car

Donate Your Car

0:38 · 14 stations · 2013

Donate Your Car: transcript

0:38 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

In San Andreas, we recycle everything, including the tired old adage that we're going to pull ourselves out of this financial shithole.

But you can pull yourself out of your financial situation by donating your car to an unspecified, ambiguous charity.

It's shipped to China to be disassembled by children who go blind from mercury exposure while you get a healthy tax write-off.

We rip off charities while you rip off Uncle Sam by massively overvaluing that rust bucket in your tax returns.

And everyone's the winner.

Donate your car today.

Race To Pluto

Race To Pluto

0:27 · 14 stations · 2013

Race To Pluto: transcript

0:27 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

What happens when rich American tech billionaires think they're rocket scientists?

Race to Pluto, the amateur space race reality show.

Who will get into orbit first?

Who will burn up on re-entry?

And which rich asshole will prove beyond all reasonable doubt they're the biggest dick in the galaxy?

Race to Pluto, only on CNT.

Proposition

Proposition 208: "Jungle"

0:23 · 14 stations · 2013

Proposition 208: "Jungle": transcript

0:23 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

The pharmaceutical industry is at it again.

They don't want you to vote yes on Proposition 208 and legalize medical cocaine.

For millions of Americans, it's the medicine that helps them get through the day.

A God-given plant strained through gasoline in the jungle by a man with missing teeth.

Vote yes on Proposition 208 and legalize medical cocaine.

Lottery

Lottery: "Solving Hunger"

0:23 · 14 stations · 2013

Lottery: "Solving Hunger": transcript

0:23 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

What will you do when you finally win the lottery?

I'm going to help starving children in foreign countries.

Just kidding.

I'm going to indulge in every whim and then learn to hate myself like a real rich person.

I'm going to go on a sex tourism trip around the world.

Nebraska, Thailand, I don't give a shit.

I'll be tearing up ass globally.

Start dreaming.

Play the San Andreas State Lottery and have all your fantasies come true.

Lottery

Lottery: "Bugle"

0:20 · 14 stations · 2013

Lottery: "Bugle": transcript

0:20 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

What will you do when you finally win the lottery?

I'm gonna buy a pile of blow three feet high and get really addicted.

I'm gonna hire some junkies to molest my boss.

That'll teach that bitch for sending me to HR.

Start dreaming.

Play the San Andreas State Lottery and have all your fantasies come true.

Whiz Wireless

0:39 · 14 stations · 2013

Whiz Wireless: transcript

0:39 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Are you still stuck on 4G?

Whiz Wireless is the only network offering incredible 9G technology.

Yes, that's the ninth generation featuring the new drone.

It's significantly better than the iFruit phone.

How do we know that?

Because we blatantly ripped off their design and improved a couple of irrelevant features.

9G, discover your future.

You can't be the best if you aren't doing eight things at once on a tiny screen.

The drone from Whiz Wireless.

Together, we're making your life nine times better.

That's the promise of the ninth generation.

Jay's Bail Bonds

Jay's Bail Bonds

0:39 · 14 stations · 2013

Jay's Bail Bonds: transcript

0:39 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

You've accidentally killed a family of four.

We all know these things happen.

You need to get out of jail to beat the shit out of your old lady for getting you into this mess in the first place.

But you need money for bail.

That's where we come in.

At Jay's Bail Bonds.

We're your new friend.

We're here in your time of need.

But skip town on us and we'll hunt you down like the vermin you are.

You may be in a lot of trouble with the law, but now you're in debt to an angry, unregulated lunatic who will be happy to take a shit on the Constitution to get their money back.

Contact Jay's Bail Bonds today.

Proposition

Proposition 14

0:33 · 14 stations · 2013

Proposition 14: transcript

0:33 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

What's the greatest decade in American history?

The 1920s.

We led the world in literature, aviation, music, and entertainment.

Today, this country's a piece of dog shit.

Let's bring back the glories of the Jazz Age by recreating the conditions that turned America into a superpower.

The noble experiment is worth trying again.

Vote yes on Proposition 14.

Bring back Prohibition and usher America into a new golden age.

Prison Industrial Complex

Prison Industrial Complex: "Officer"

0:36 · 14 stations · 2013

Prison Industrial Complex: "Officer": transcript

0:36 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

We all love authority.

Isn't it time you became an authority figure?

Have you always wanted to get paid to stand around and yell at minorities and rapists?

The West Coast leads the country in correctional facilities.

Locking away half the population means a career opportunity for you.

Become a correctional officer.

Priors? No problem.

We think highly of people who've been involved in violent altercations in the workplace.

Here it helps.

And once you join the Correctional Officers Union, you can't get fired even if you're muling drugs to sell to inmates.

Be part of the one team that's definitely winning the war on crime.

PIC.

Join the prison industrial complex today.

Prison Industrial Complex

Prison Industrial Complex: "Franchise"

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Prison Industrial Complex: "Franchise": transcript

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You want to own a successful franchise.

You want to make money.

Well, what do you invest in?

Fast food?

Frozen yogurt?

They're fads.

They'll soon go out of fashion.

What's the one growth business in America?

Isn't it time you got into the one industry that we're giving the Chinese a real run for their money?

Correctional Institutions and PIC will help you get set up with your own franchise.

Running your own prison is easy.

It's the one business where you really do have a captive audience.

Just lock them up, throw away the key, and watch the profits roll in.

You can guarantee a steady stream of new inmates.

We give generously to local and national politicians to ensure stiff penalties for all manner of crimes rather than rehabilitation.

Help clean up the streets and make a tidy profit.

We'll have America back the way we want it to be.

White, paranoid, and happy to burn anyone that looks different.

Contact PIC today and get your introductory kit on investing in your own prison franchise.

The Prison Industrial Complex, a real American success story that they can't outsource.

Gastro Band

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Gastro Band: transcript

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It's time to take your weight problem seriously.

It's time to stop pussyfooting around with so-called lifestyle changes.

It's time for surgery.

Today.

Don't wait a minute.

Don't try other methods.

Try the gastro band.

Don't for one second think you can do it on your own.

We both know you can't.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten into this mess.

Get real about your weight problems and your complete lack of willpower.

Give in.

Get surgery.

Get out.

It's the world we live in.

Slice and dice your problems away.

Then you can look like other people.

Have the gastro band inserted today and watch your weight and problems melt away.

Finally, you can be happy like normal people.

It's time to put down the knife and fork and go under the knife and scalpel.

Give up and get thin.

Gastro Band surgery.

Remember, surgery solves everything.

Economic Recovery Group

Economic Recovery Group

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Economic Recovery Group: transcript

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Everyone deserves part of the American dream.

But how do you get your part of the pie?

We're the Economic Recovery Group.

We'll show you how to get what you deserve as an American by claiming disability, unionizing and goofing off, or how to become a Native American tribe and open a casino in your garage or basement.

It's the government's job to bail you out and give you the lifestyle you deserve.

You shouldn't have to pay taxes.

Someone else should.

The Economic Recovery Group.

Call today and we'll help your government help you.

Night Lights

Night Lights

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Night Lights: transcript

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Thanks to the internet, your husband or boyfriend is masturbating at least five times a day.

It's a fact.

80% of relationships fail because women lure in men with lots of sex, then turn it off and get fat.

He's going to cheat, and quite frankly, you deserve it.

I do!

But how can you compete with strippers and porn stars?

How do you learn what men really want?

Isn't it time you attended some classes at Night Lights Continuing Education?

Night Lights offers courses that will teach you the techniques he's come to expect.

Fulfill his fantasies without the messy divorce.

Contact Night Lights today and sign up for classes such as Rotisserie 101, Advanced ATM, and Coming Out Swinging for Beginners.

Get your diploma in double P.

Contact Night Lights today.

Electrotoke

Electrotoke

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Electrotoke: transcript

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I used to enjoy lighting up a bowl of black tar heroin at work, but with today's climate, you can't smoke anywhere.

That's why I got the Electrotoke electronic pipe.

You hear that?

It sounds like I'm freebasing smoking a pipe, but it's electronic.

Looks like a base pipe, feels like one, tastes like one, and most of all, it feels real.

That's because the real chemicals you enjoy are being delivered by harmless water vapor.

It uses highly sophisticated micro-atomization technology to make the consuming of hard drugs healthy, discreet, and pleasurable.

And it's completely safe.

Pick from many different cartridges and flavors.

Peanut butter flavored meth, cheesecake, cocaine, bubble gum flavored heroin, just to name a few.

Finally, there's a safe and discreet way of blazing a bowl.

Visit ElectrotokeSystem.com today.

Toilet Cleaner

Toilet Cleaner

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Toilet Cleaner: transcript

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Meth brought you forbidden fruits of incest.

Bath salts brought you the taboo joys of cannibalism.

It's time to step things up a level.

The hot new legal high that takes you to places you never imagined and leaves you forever changed.

Toilet cleaner.

It's time to smoke a real bowl.

Available at your local head shop or in case of overzealous local laws, buy it online.

Fleeca

Fleeca: "Interest Fees"

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Fleeca: "Interest Fees": transcript

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We're Fleeca.

We began as a credit card company, and thanks to customer allegiance and 29% interest fees that retain clients for life, we became a bank.

But we're more than that.

We're a brokerage firm, too.

What's better than a bank investing your assets for our profits in the safety and security of the stock market?

Hey, America's been through some tough times.

We've all had to make some sacrifices in health and dignity to make ends meet.

At Fleeca, we've sacrificed our integrity and spent a fortune lobbying so that regulations don't bog down the future.

Fleeca.

Credit cards.

Banking.

Brokerage.

It's time to start paying for everything.

Shark

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Shark: transcript

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In the sea, there are big fish and there are little fish.

The same is true on land.

But which are you?

Isn't it time to define yourself?

At Shark, we have different shark credit cards based on your level of insecurity.

Let your credit card color define you.

Go on a shopping spree with a Red Shark card.

The Great White Shark is a beast of a card.

Everyone in the restaurant will see it and know you are the ultimate predator.

Tiger Shark is for the flamboyant spender.

The Bull Shark, for the violent, aggressive predator who hunts in all kinds of environments.

Or there's the charitable Basking Shark.

The card for the slow-moving liberal with no teeth.

Shark, for the apex predator.

Smoked Dreams

Smoked Dreams

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Smoked Dreams: transcript

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Hey, around here is barbecue season year-round.

That means it's time to kill some factory-farmed animals, pack the cooler, cremate some dead flesh, and invite your friends over to get into drunken fistfights.

At Smoked Dreams, we have oversized grills that can smoke a 10-point buck or medium-weight neighbor.

Hey, in the suburban backyard barbecue ego wars, you need the equipment to prove you're manly.

Fry a turkey live for a great party trick.

Or pick up our $15,000 grill with a built-in abattoir.

Insert a live animal and it will skin, butcher, and flip it on the grill automatically while your neighbors look on in envy at what a man you are.

Forget about charcoal or propane.

With our patented mixture of kerosene and liquid hydrogen, you'll scorch the competition.

We also sell backyard tiki torches that can be used in case you need to form a drunken mob to run a neighbor out of town.

Smoked Dreams.

Kill it and grill it.

Preservex

Preservex

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Preservex: transcript

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I wish I could stop time so my wife looked like she did 20 years ago.

Now she's a disgusting pig.

Man, I hate middle age.

Now you can stop time with Preservex.

At funerals, they always say how wonderful the deceased look.

The secret is formaldehyde.

It preserves the skin.

Preservex brings the wisdom of the funeral parlor to the beauty parlor.

Most beauty products only work skin deep.

Preservex works under the skin to replenish aging cells and freeze time once and for all.

Preservex, stay beautiful for all of eternity.

Proposition

Proposition 45

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Proposition 45: transcript

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You want your kids to be safe, so you give them a mobile phone.

What are they going to do when they get attacked?

Throw it at someone?

Why not force the state to keep us all protected by arming everybody?

The senile old lady in her home.

The three-year-old on the playground.

The priest in his church.

We think everybody should carry weapons at all times.

That way nobody gets hurt.

It's a proven fact.

Where there's more guns, there are less shootings.

Vote yes on Proposition 45, mandatory concealed carry for everybody.

The nuclear deterrent won the Cold War.

Let's use the same logic and win the war on crime.

Proposition 45, teach your kids to protect themselves.

LS Benders

LS Benders: "Wanker"

0:48 · 12 stations · 2013

LS Benders: "Wanker": transcript

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You love sports, but isn't it time to forget about friendly rivalries, tailgate parties, and marching bands?

It's time America joined the rest of the world.

Who's the wanker in the black?

Embrace the global passion of soccer at the next Los Santos Benders Home Game.

Let off flares, riot, and commit race crimes, just like the sophisticated Europeans do.

You're shit, and you know you are.

Come feel the excitement of a Benders home game.

While a normal post-game melee may result in a couple of burnt cars, a proper English riot can burn a town to shreds.

It's time America finally joined in on the fun.

The LS Benders.

Season tickets only $50.

Who's the wanker in the black?

LS Benders

LS Benders: "Fat Bastard"

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LS Benders: "Fat Bastard": transcript

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Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Uh, boring!

Isn't it time you embraced the wit and vitality of European-style chanting?

Only at the next LS Benders Home Game.

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!

It's cultured, it's fun for the whole family, and it's finally over here.

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

You fat bastard!

You fat bastard!

You ate all the pies!

We Americans are such Philistines, we haven't understood the cultural significance of mass hatred, xenophobia, and alcohol abuse.

Well, soccer in the U.S. is no longer for housewives.

Now, it's for everyone.

Come see the sport that until now, America couldn't get its head around.

Because it's not 75% commercials.

The LS Benders.

Season tickets only $50.

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!

Youtool

Youtool

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Youtool: transcript

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Sure, you work at an office.

Sure, you do Pilates.

Yes, your wife earns more money than you do.

But don't let anyone tell you you're not a man.

Let them know you're a tool.

Youtool, the do-it-yourself mega hardware store for guys just like you.

Real tools.

Guys who don't need to hire a plumber or electrician.

Guys who do it themselves.

Tools.

Blue collar guys aren't geniuses and neither are you.

Demonstrate this to your wife once and for all at Youtool.com.

Youtool.

Buy a circular saw.

Any guy can use one of them.

Wiring is for ninnies.

Wire like the pros and make your house the safe place you can be proud of.

Show that wife who's boss.

The guy with the belt full of gear and the house under control.

Show your wife who the family tool is.

Youtool.

The Mega Hardware Superstore.

Ammu-Nation: "Gardening"

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Ammu-Nation: "Gardening": transcript

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When the grid goes down, America will be plunged into decades of darkness.

Are you ready?

Get your complete Apocalypse Kit at Ammu-Nation.

Contains foodstuffs and alcohol for three months.

A massive array of armaments.

Cartons of cigarettes to trade with roadside wanderers.

Plus, the Apocalypse Kit contains birth control, so you don't create any more mouths to feed.

Pornography, and a wind-up radio so you can hear news reports about the idiots who didn't prepare.

It also includes a seed kit.

When there's rampant cannibalism going on, what you want to do is take up gardening.

Perhaps you can barter for your life with a carrot.

You'll learn how to make a tourniquet, cauterize a stump if you have to saw off your arm or leg, making booby traps, bushcraft, and how to determine if your significant other has been replaced by a body double.

We all know Y2K was a bust, but trust us, this one is real.

We can pretty much guarantee a real apocalypse will happen soon.

Order the Ammu-Nation Apocalypse Kit today.

It's an investment in the inevitable.

You won't regret it.

Ammu-Nation.

Protecting your rights.

Flow Water

Flow Water

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Flow Water: transcript

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The kind of water you drink says a lot about the type of person you are.

It's time to take hydration seriously.

Your local water is terrible.

It's time to make hydration real.

That's why we filtered it, put it in a fancy bottle, and are marketing it using famous actors.

It's time to make hydration creative.

Are you still drinking tap water?

What's wrong with you?

It's time to make hydration flow.

Drink flow infused with oxygen and hydrogen.

If you're active or at least want to appear to be, there's only one hydration solution.

Flow.

13 Steps To Heaven

13 Steps To Heaven: "Opportunity"

0:58 · 12 stations · 2013

13 Steps To Heaven: "Opportunity": transcript

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Read the incredible self-help book that's rewriting the rules on addiction.

It's the hot new addiction everyone's talking about.

It's sex addiction.

Finally, you can shove personal accountability straight up your ass.

Leonard Etcher's remarkable 13 Steps to Heaven.

Hi, I'm Leonard Etcher.

Everyone's talking about it.

Nobody knows what it is.

Now, thanks to 13 Steps to Heaven, here's your chance to join me and become a fully-blown sex addict.

All the glamour of personal problems without health risks or loneliness.

Guys, let's be honest.

The difference for most men between being a sex addict or not is opportunity.

My book will explain the myths and realities of sex addiction in an honest and easy-to-understand way.

I'll teach you how to juggle multiple partners at once and blame your complete lack of morality and personal accountability on an addiction that doesn't exist.

Pick up 13 Steps to Heaven today.

Serious Cougar

Serious Cougar

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Serious Cougar: transcript

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Don't miss the next episode of Serious Cougar.

Eunice goes on a bender with a pool boy and breaks her hip.

If women in their 20s don't know their ass from their elbow, and women in their 50s know what they like, imagine being with an experienced, pleasure-loving octogenarian wrestling with dementia and horniness.

The show that hits below the belt, just like her breasts.

Serious Cougar, Wednesday nights at 9 on Weazel.

Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing

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Cloud Computing: transcript

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The future is now.

The future is in the cloud.

Cloud computing.

What's cloud computing?

Imagine a computer you share with everyone.

Imagine your private data spread around the world being shared equally with everyone.

It's the cloud.

I'm in the cloud.

It's utopia.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Imagine instead of your own computer, it's a giant one we all share together.

Your data is safe.

It's in the cloud.

Everyone's in the cloud.

Live life surrounded by the mists of time with Cumulonimbus Computing.

The cloud is hard to describe.

You can't see when you're in it, and when you get close, it disappears.

Where'd the cloud go?

Now, when your data is damaged, you don't need to fire the IT department.

You can fire the internet.

You're fired, internet.

We've taken the metaphor to extremes, because when you're in the cloud, lightning won't strike.

It's Cumulonimbus Computing.

I'm really in the clouds.

You're in the clouds now.

Pride Not Prejudice

Pride Not Prejudice: "Grain Alcohol"

0:47 · 12 stations · 2013

Pride Not Prejudice: "Grain Alcohol": transcript

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Coming for the EXsorbeo 720 gaming system.

Some video games are set in hell, others in post-apocalyptic wastelands.

Now, there's a shooter set in the most culturally terrifying place in the world, the South.

I'm gonna have some fun with you, boy.

Pride, not prejudice.

Commit farmyard sodomy.

Make drugs.

Drink grain alcohol and drive at high speed.

Mow down commies.

Eat pigs and foreigners.

Save the South against liberals, land prospectors, and out homosexuals in a place that's as hot as the sun and swarming with disease-carrying insects.

Pride, not prejudice.

The shooter we've all been waiting for.

Only for the EXsorbeo 720 gaming system.

Pride Not Prejudice

Pride Not Prejudice: "Tornado"

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013

Pride Not Prejudice: "Tornado": transcript

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Coming for the EXsorbeo 720 gaming system.

Play the game GameTastic.com called "not as bad as it seems" and the Liberty Tree called "derivative and boring, but in a fun way."

Pride, not prejudice.

Presenting the first person shooter like no other, apart from all the ways it copies lots of other games.

With a riveting, cliche-ridden storyline by a moron of a writer who's never been anywhere near the South, and levels designed by ripping off every shooter.

You'll fight for southern justice in the southern Middle East while climbing a southern frozen waterfall on a southern ship that's about to sink.

All while eating ribs and watching college football.

In the final boss level, you fight a tornado with your bare hands.

Damn you, God!

You ain't gonna kill me!

Pride, not prejudice.

The shooter we've all been waiting for.

Only for the EXsorbeo 720 gaming system.

Hitting Kids Works Wonders

Hitting Kids Works Wonders: "Pot"

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Hitting Kids Works Wonders: "Pot": transcript

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Who gave you the pot?

Who?

Spanking creates an atmosphere of fear.

Waterboarding creates an atmosphere of terrified respect.

Please waterboard me, sir.

I wouldn't be here today if my parents hadn't smacked the shit out of me on a regular basis.

Teach your kids respect the government approved way.

Thank you, sir.

Buy my book, Hitting Kids Works Wonders, today.

Hammerstein And Faust

Hammerstein And Faust

0:42 · 12 stations · 2013

Hammerstein And Faust: transcript

0:42 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Your boss is a thief, a bully, and a crook.

He expects you to work.

That's like slavery.

And thanks to popular plebiscite, it's now entirely illegal in our state.

Hammerstein and Faust Employment Law.

We are specialists in San Andreas employment litigation.

With our help, you'll never need to work again.

With a well-managed lawsuit, your economic miracle can go on forever.

Call us today.

Live on the beach tomorrow.

Remember, accidents do happen.

Why not slip and fall into the good life?

This is the real American dream.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps after faking a fall at work and suing everybody into poverty.

We'll show you the alternatives when it comes to getting what you deserve from your work environment.

Call today or visit our website, HammersteinFaust.com.

Grain Of Truth

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Grain Of Truth: transcript

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Your grocery store defines what kind of person you are.

Join the organic elite at the Grain of Truth and shop with superiority.

Food has never been this self-satisfying.

Featuring organic, natural, fair trade, macrobiotic, sustainably harvested, farm-to-table, goji-infused, antioxidant-rich, 7-grain, 12-grain, whole-grain, gluten-free, cruelty-free, vegan, vagina, non-genetically modified, zero-trans fat, free-range foods at prices you simply won't believe.

It's that or are you more of the factory farmed, genetically altered, hormone infused, horse meat infected, slave labor harvested, agribusiness supporting, obesity causing common herd?

We didn't think so.

You're just like us.

You belong.

Shop with people just like you.

People that drive hybrids and listen to public radio and argue about recycling.

It's unscalable elitism for the sustainable crowd.

Open up your mouth and look down at people.

It's delicious.

It's the Grain of Truth food stores.

Naturally exclusive.

FlyUS: "Choices"

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FlyUS: "Choices": transcript

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At FlyUS, your business is important to us.

That's why we treat you like shit.

We know you have a choice when choosing an airline, awful, dreadful, or terrible.

And we promise you, we're striving to be awful.

FlyUS.

Sit back, relax, and shut up.

FlyUS: "Drunk"

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FlyUS: "Drunk": transcript

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FlyUS, now serving 42 new destinations worldwide.

Travel like a real man again.

Drunk and waited on by depressed women at 35,000 feet.

FlyUS.

Sit back, relax, and shut up.

FlyUS: "Planes"

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FlyUS: "Planes": transcript

0:18 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

FlyUS.

We founded this airline 30 years ago, and those are the same planes flying today.

With a team of flight attendants that are old, resentful bags or angry middle-aged men who failed in life.

FlyUS.

Sit back, relax, and shut up.

Refinance Your Home

Refinance Your Home

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013

Refinance Your Home: transcript

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hey, isn't it time you refinanced your home?

You can't take it with you, so what are you saving money for when you can spend it?

There's nothing more American, more successful, more masculine than a big roll of cash to wave around.

It says well-endowed.

It says sophisticated.

It says pragmatic.

When you throw a wad of hundreds down, you own everyone in the room, and that's a fact.

In this country, cash is king, so borrow some today.

There's probably still some liquidity in your home.

Are you insane?

Get that out of there now.

Spend it on a fancy tablet or mobile phone or something else that will improve your life right away and give you a real chance of success.

Get table service at a nightclub playing 80s hits.

Buy some second-rate expensive headphones advertised by a rapper.

Let the world know all about you.

We know times are tough, but they don't have to be tough for you.

Come on, don't be crazy.

Start spending.

Brought to you by the Los Santos Chamber of Commerce.

Unlock The Power

Unlock The Power: "Jerking"

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013

Unlock The Power: "Jerking": transcript

0:57 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Sometimes the things we do aren't so bad.

We just don't describe them the right way.

That leads to stress, anxiety, baldness, and death.

Hi, I'm Alison Montana, thinker, writer, philanthropist.

I want to help you access the most powerful force in the universe to achieve exactly what you want without changing a thing about yourself.

That's right.

I know it sounds crazy, but you heard right.

I want you to achieve all of your goals without doing anything.

When you unlock the power of rebranding, you can do anything you want.

Yes, in our nation's history, nothing has been more important than marketing.

It's the thing that built America, and now it's going to build you, thanks to the power in my incredible book, Unlock the Power, by Alison Montana.

You're not jerking off.

You're engaging in creative visualization and brainstorming.

My book, Unlock the Power, by Alison Montana, will help you change your self-perception forever.

Forever.

Unlock The Power

Unlock The Power: "Abyss"

0:43 · 12 stations · 2013

Unlock The Power: "Abyss": transcript

0:43 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

It's time to live your best life right now.

Stop living an ordinary life.

With the power of rebranding, I will show you how to turn the negatives in your life into positives so you live a life without regret.

Thanks to the power in my incredible book, Unlock the Power by Alison Montana.

You're not walking, you're hiking.

It's all about perception.

You're not watching TV, you're pursuing a career in cultural studies.

You're not staring into the lonely abyss, you're meditating.

It's all in the perception.

It's so easy once you have the tools.

Let me be your tool.

My book, Unlock the Power by Alison Montana, will help you change your self-perception forever.

Forever.

13 Steps To Heaven

13 Steps To Heaven: "Drowning"

0:22 · 12 stations · 2013

13 Steps To Heaven: "Drowning": transcript

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I'm rich, successful, and throwing it all away on multiple women.

I'm drowning in pussy.

It's terrible.

Sounds like a serious case of sex addiction.

Buy my book, 13 Steps to Heaven, today.

13 Steps to Heaven, available in the discount bin at bookstores everywhere.

13 Steps To Heaven

13 Steps To Heaven: "Train"

0:26 · 12 stations · 2013

13 Steps To Heaven: "Train": transcript

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Yes, officer, I know it doesn't look good, these guys running the train on me and all, but the thing is, I'm an addict.

A sex addict.

Finally, a meta-addiction you can blame all your other addictions and insecurities on.

That's right, it's time to give personal accountability one in the can.

Read 13 Steps to Heaven today.

13 Steps to Heaven.

Available wherever books are still sold.

Manopause Adventures

Manopause Adventures

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Manopause Adventures: transcript

1:08 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Men, face it.

The male menopause is real.

You're going to lose your virility someday.

How about now?

In the time it has taken to listen to this commercial, you're less virile than you were at the start.

You've just wasted a whole lot of sperm.

The decline has begun.

It is time to fight back.

As you start to go gray, get saggy, you're being upstaged by young bucks who will seduce your women and take your fortune.

They need to know you're still the alpha.

They need to know you're top dog and they're still a little pup.

However, staying on top isn't just about jacking yourself with testosterone until you're humping the furniture.

You'll need to go big.

Show them who's boss.

Do something really impressive and tell everyone about it.

Hike Kilimanjaro.

Dog sled across Siberia.

Trek across Antarctica.

Raft the Amazon.

You need an adventure travel service that can take you to the far reaches of the earth and give you the kind of experience you can boast about back home.

Show them what kind of man you really are.

A man who is fighting for meaning the only way he knows how.

By showing off.

It's time to take the manopause by the throat and strangle the life out of it.

Contact Manopause Adventures today or visit manopauseadventures.com.

MMA

MMA

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MMA: transcript

0:39 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

It's MMA!

Don't miss the upcoming match of Brazil's Luis Cardosa versus Vice Beach's Troy Meatpacker.

Half of them don't speak much English, the other are foreign.

It's the noble eastern art of eviscerating your opponent with a kidney punch while you're both wearing swimming trunks.

MMA!

It's a combination of skills, guts, wit, and the psychotic desire to give someone brain damage!

Mixed martial arts, mixing kung fu, homoerotic wrestling, bloodlust, and merchandising.

I want to see some blood, you pussies!

Only on Pay-Per-View.

Egochaser

Egochaser

0:50 · 12 stations · 2013

Egochaser: transcript

0:50 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Adrenaline junkie?

Fitness fanatic?

Athlete?

Isn't it time you tried Egochaser and took things to the limit?

The official energy bar sponsor of extreme sports like base jumping, kite surfing, sandboarding, reclimbing, helicopter parkour, wingsuit flying, big wave surfing, snowmobile accidents, biathlons, triathlons, and 100-mile ultramarathons.

You push it to the limit.

You're a super athlete, even though you have an office job and a family you ignore.

You don't have time for real friends or to eat proper meals.

You're a warrior.

You're in training.

For what?

Who knows?

But one thing we do know, you don't even need food.

You need fuel.

You need calories to burn.

And the Egochaser Energy Bar delivers.

Egochaser.

Pump yourself up.

Let yourself go.

It's time to go past the limit.

It's not even the limit.

It's the Energy Bar that's all about you.

How big is your Egochaser?

Chains Of Intimacy: "Throbbing"

0:34 · 14 stations · 2013

Chains Of Intimacy: "Throbbing": transcript

0:34 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Women can't stop reading.

It's way more than a book.

It's a worldwide phenomenon.

Chains of Intimacy, the love story, an erotic thriller, perfect for a long, steamy commute.

I'd never wanked much before, but now I'm obsessed.

It's great.

Chains of Intimacy by Terry Bolan, the novel that proves if you spend enough money on a woman, she'll let you piss on her.

I'm throbbing like a steam train down here.

Available in all good bookstores now.

Chains of Intimacy by Terry Bolan.

Chains Of Intimacy: "Diamonds"

0:46 · 14 stations · 2013

Chains Of Intimacy: "Diamonds": transcript

0:46 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Available in all good bookstores now.

Chains of Intimacy by Terry Bolan.

You always criticize guys for looking at porno.

This is different.

This is erotic literature.

I worked hard to be taken seriously as a woman in a man's world.

Now I've realized it was all nonsense.

And all I really wanted was a rich pervert.

It's time to free yourself from convention by doing exactly what everyone else is doing.

Reading drivel.

And if you enjoy Chains of Intimacy, pick up the other books in the series, The U-Bend of Intimacy and The Plug of Intimacy.

I'm a housewife.

God, I'd love for a dashing billionaire to buy me diamonds and piss on me.

Chains of Intimacy by Terry Bolan.

Available in all good bookstores now.

Bravado: "Farms"

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013

Bravado: "Farms": transcript

1:01 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

At Bravado, we don't just make cars, we make America.

Farms, fields, football, and getting together with some old friends.

It's a diner where the waitress knows your name and gives you a handjob.

It's a parade down Main Street with children cheering as their parents' jobs get outsourced overseas to be done by illiterate kids.

It's a slow motion shot of your kids running happy on a beach, ignoring the dead mammals and stricken seabirds, washing up from the latest oil spill.

Our fires burn bright, especially when you're breaking apart furniture and burning it in a barrel to keep warm while your wife turns tricks to buy food.

We know America is hurting.

We're in this together, which is why we want you to tell your congressman to approve our newest bailout.

Bravado.

United we stand.

Together we fall.

Bravado: "Cruise Control"

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013

Bravado: "Cruise Control": transcript

0:31 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

At Bravado, we're holding on to the dream.

That dream is luxury and a gas guzzling luxury car created in a nation that's 95% condemned.

We haven't forgotten what America wants.

A car that's massively overpowered, has fold down seats for BJ's on the way home from work, and cruise control so you can text while driving back from the bar.

Bravado.

United we stand.

Together we fall.

SA Flight School

SA Flight School

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013

SA Flight School: transcript

0:54 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Stop being a passenger in life.

Stop waiting in traffic like everyone else.

Take your ego to the next level and travel across town at hundreds of miles an hour.

The San Andreas Flight School.

Become a licensed pilot in as little as three hours.

Take out your friends and family in spectacular fashion by getting certified.

Don't believe what you hear?

Flying is easy.

It's mostly autopilot anyway.

Click a few buttons, set the destination, and hang in back with the ladies.

Imagine how hot she'll get when you tell her you can leave for a tropical paradise at a moment's notice.

On a plane.

Always wanted to get into the exciting international courier business?

You need to fly.

Tired of dealing with the horrible airlines and their graying pilots?

Get your pilot's license.

A turbulence-free future is yours.

The San Andreas Flight School.

Crevis: "Everest"

0:37 · 12 stations · 2013

Crevis: "Everest": transcript

0:37 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

On the inside, you're all action because nothing impresses people like looking the part.

I want a lot of impressive sports electronics that look great on my desk, but I never use.

Crevis.

Stop by Crevis and start looking the lifestyle you wish you had.

Buy medals for marathons you never ran or a beaten up surfboard and surf wax you'll never use.

Or carabiners, climbing supplies and doctored photos of you on Everest.

Plus a thousand other stories you can tell to seem like the adventurer you are on the inside.

We help you take the inside outside.

Crevis.

Never stop pretending.

Epsilon

Epsilon: "Antarctica"

0:24 · 12 stations · 2013

Epsilon: "Antarctica": transcript

0:24 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

What is DNA?

How old is the Earth?

What's holding me back?

Are we all from the same tree?

Why is science so confusing?

How many women can I lie with?

Can I pay money and have all of life's answers?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

We speak 160 languages on six continents, including Antarctica, Kifflom.

We are the Epsilon Program.

Epsilon

Epsilon: "Famous People"

0:27 · 12 stations · 2013

Epsilon: "Famous People": transcript

0:27 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Why aren't I more successful?

What's limiting my true potential?

Why aren't I more pretty?

How do I get more powerful tools?

Am I a descendant of Kraff?

Why are women made from sand?

Why have so many famous people sorted everything out?

How much does wisdom cost?

What is the Epsilon Program?

Kifflom.

Kifflom.

Kifflom.

We speak 160 languages on six continents.

We are the Epsilon Program.

13 Steps To Heaven

13 Steps To Heaven: "Victims"

0:24 · 14 stations · 2013

13 Steps To Heaven: "Victims": transcript

0:24 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Yes, I was watching these two chicks give each other head while I was pissing on the other one.

But I'm doing it because I hate myself.

You don't understand.

I'm the victim here.

That's right.

You're a sex addict.

Hi, I'm Leonard Etcher.

Buy 13 Steps to Heaven today.

13 Steps to Heaven, the profound book that will change your perception of addiction.

Alcoholla

Alcoholla

0:48 · 12 stations · 2013

Alcoholla: transcript

0:48 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Alcoholla!

That's the drink of the streets!

Alcoholla.

What's up?

For real motherfuckers.

You being marketed at now, homie.

For shizzle!

Alcoholla is a unique malt beverage.

A combination of everything that makes a memorable evening.

Malt liquor and caffeine.

Malt liquor.

Malt liquor!

Malt liquor, caffeine, jankier than a motherfucker.

With just a little cuckoo thrown in.

It's a good time blackout in a can.

What's up?

You blacking out, asshole.

I'm blacking out.

Alcoholla keeps the party going.

Even if you won't remember any of it.

That's what's up.

Alcoholla.

Yeah, boy.

Pontius

Pontius

0:50 · 14 stations · 2013

Pontius: transcript

0:50 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Dirt is everywhere.

Filthy germs are everywhere.

Death is everywhere.

It's time to sanitize everything, including yourself.

Make your life safe again with Pontius Advanced Hand Sanitizer.

During the day, you are exposed to literally millions of life-threatening germs and viruses.

Use Pontius Advanced Hand Sanitizer several times an hour and protect yourself and your loved ones.

It's not neuroses, it's good hygiene.

Pontius is so hard on germs, it burns off the top layer of your skin, leaving you clean and fresh.

And it's so strong, it will one day create a drug-resistant super bacteria that will wipe out half of mankind.

Pontius, it's time to sanitize everything.

Crevis: "Nature"

0:40 · 12 stations · 2013

Crevis: "Nature": transcript

0:40 · 12 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

On the inside, you're an adventurer because nothing impresses people like having hobbies.

I want to get that outdoorsy vibe, but I'm not an outdoorsy person.

I really hate nature.

On the outside, nothing impresses people like Crevis.

The outdoor outfitter that gives you exciting hobbies and ensures you look the part.

Hobbies aren't about doing something.

They're about seeming interesting.

Sports aren't about actually participating.

It's about looking the part in the bar.

Let's face it, guys into extreme sports could probably get a lot of chicks if they weren't self-absorbed turds.

We help you take the inside outside.

Crevis.

Never stop pretending.

Sue Murry

Sue Murry

0:43 · 14 stations · 2013

Sue Murry: transcript

0:43 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hi, I'm Sue Murry, and I want to be your next governor.

I know how to lead from the front.

I used to be a school teacher.

I know what's best for San Andreas.

Many of our leaders aren't doing their homework or studying like they should.

You're not living up to your full potential.

I know how to use third grade academic terms and talk down to a room of hyperactive, immature morons to get what I want.

I can get things done.

I'll make sure the 1% looks after the rest of us like they should.

That you get what you deserve from people that work hard.

Vote for me for governor.

Jock Cranley

Jock Cranley: "Vote Jock"

0:55 · 14 stations · 2013

Jock Cranley: "Vote Jock": transcript

0:55 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hi, I'm Jock Cranley, former Vinewood stuntman, actor, and now highly qualified candidate for governor.

I hate immigrants, gays, the crippled.

God, I really hate the crippled.

I can't stand unions, cops, old ladies.

The thing is, at least you know I'm a dick.

Most people fall in love with a politician, and as soon as they are elected, they say, Wow, this guy's an asshole.

With me, you know from the beginning, I want to be your asshole.

I used to be a stuntman and TV actor.

I cannot understand policy at all.

I need to reduce things to a really basic level.

I'm perfect for higher office.

Listen, the state of San Andreas is in big trouble.

We've cared about people for far too long.

I'm not extending a helping hand.

I'm giving you all the finger.

I will throttle the deficit just like I used to throttle bad guys.

Vote for me, Jock Cranley.

This message paid for by Jock Cranley for Governor.

Jock Cranley

Jock Cranley: "Your Jock"

0:44 · 14 stations · 2013

Jock Cranley: "Your Jock": transcript

0:44 · 14 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Why tithe 10% of your income to invisible people?

It's just not logical.

If you elect me, Jock Cranley, as your governor, I'll make sure your money doesn't go to things like water or health care for people that don't deserve it.

During my time at the top of the box office, I sunk as low as a man can sink.

Drugs, multiple women, real sense of entitlement.

So I know how to manipulate our economy.

I was a real action hero, and using those skills, I can tackle any municipal budget.

Listen, I've base jumped off skyscrapers.

Trust me, I understand the intricacies of city planning.

My opponent, Sue Murry, is a know-it-all shrew who actually thinks helping people is the best way to help people.

Vote for me, Jock Cranley, and help yourselves.

This message paid for by Jock Cranley for Governor.

Extreme Paleo TM

Extreme Paleo TM: "Get Extreme"

0:49 · 14 stations · 2014

Extreme Paleo TM: "Get Extreme": transcript

0:49 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Tired of fad diets?

First it was vegetarianism, then veganism, then came the Vice City diet of no carbs, just grapefruit, rum, domestic violence, and cocaine.

Finally, there's a diet that makes sense, Extreme Paleo TM.

Diets come and go, but the Extreme Paleo TM diet has stood the test of time.

When you live the Extreme Paleo TM lifestyle, you'll take dietary cues from our enlightened ancestors who shunned grains, beans, and dairy and instead dined on meat, berries, mammals, and each other.

You'll be far happier, too, because your body will finally be at one with the world, tuned to perfection as you figure out what's for lunch and who might have you on the menu.

Extreme Paleo TM.

Trademarked because it works.

Extreme Paleo TM

Extreme Paleo TM: "Real Paleo"

0:48 · 14 stations · 2014

Extreme Paleo TM: "Real Paleo": transcript

0:48 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Bad diets come and go, but with the Extreme Paleo TM Diet, you not only eat free-range animals, you stalk and kill them too.

And that includes your neighbors.

Raid beehives, trap wild turkeys.

Breakfast just got a whole lot more real.

Enjoy the benefits of a hunter-gatherer lifestyle when both women and mammoths were wooly.

Finally, you can stop worrying about cholesterol and follow in the footsteps of our ancestors who were also threatened by rising sea levels and plagues, but didn't have the worry and stress of gluten and the internet.

Extreme Paleo TM is a trademark back-to-nature diet system that's worth paying a fortune for.

Your starter pack includes a free t-shirt and an authentic Extreme Paleo TM hunting spear.

Extreme Paleo TM is a registered trademark.

Machiavelli Race

Machiavelli Race: "Win"

0:47 · 14 stations · 2014

Machiavelli Race: "Win": transcript

0:47 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Anyone can run a triathlon, but if you really want to bond with your friends and corporate clients, it's time to take on the Machiavelli 10-miler.

Yes!

It's the original intellectual obstacle race where you not only slug your way through mud, flaming sewage pits, thin ice lakes, over fences of razor wire, across electrified obstacles, booby traps, attack dogs, landmines, flaming rope ladders, real live ordnance, and quicksand, but you do so while all the time figuring out how to get ahead.

It's like corporate teamwork.

The strong survive, the weak get crushed, but the cunning win.

Achieve goals, think you're tough, build character, crush your colleagues, then show off and show what winners are made of.

Sign up for the Machiavelli 10-Miler today.

Machiavelli Race

Machiavelli Race: "The Race"

0:47 · 14 stations · 2014

Machiavelli Race: "The Race": transcript

0:47 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

People are talking about the nation's toughest obstacle course race, the Machiavelli 10-Miler.

It was amazing.

There was a moment when I let Joyce from accounting get eaten by a rabid dog.

My colleagues in IT are never going to look at me the same way again.

Come on!

I had the best time.

I don't think I'll miss my leg too much.

Each Machiavelli 10-Miler is over 52,000 feet of torture.

Think you're tough?

Nothing encourages office bonding like an exciting weekend race that ends in a co-worker's death.

In a world of coddled kids and too many trophies, this race tests your mental and physical stamina in a way that will have you scarred for life.

Guaranteed.

Build character.

Crush your colleagues.

Then show off and show what winners are made of.

Sign up for the Machiavelli 10-Miler today.

Mystaspot

Mystaspot

0:55 · 14 stations · 2014

Mystaspot: transcript

0:55 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Germs.

It's kill or be killed in the great warfare in your home.

Of all the places in your home, your carpet is the battleground where the fighting is the nastiest.

That's where I come in.

Mystaspot.

Ordinary cleaners leave stains, dirt, germs, and life behind.

I don't.

I kill everything.

I clean and disinfect the toughest stains and kill 99.9% of germs and living tissue.

I can cleanse a crime scene or strip a baby to the bone in less than an hour.

Mystaspot destroys red wine stains, dead, mud.

Dead.

Cat vomit.

Dead.

Including the cat.

Moon blood.

Whatever it is, it's dead.

Coffee.

Bye-bye.

You're dead.

Dead cheerleader.

You're still dead.

And ink stains?

Dead.

Dead.

Dead.

Your teenager is shooting DNA on every surface of the house.

Mystaspot cleans it away.

If you want, it'll even clean him away.

Mystaspot.

A squirt is all you need.

Then boom.

Nothing lives on.

Phat Chips

Phat Chips

0:54 · 14 stations · 2014

Phat Chips: transcript

0:54 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

You can cancel that gym membership because Phat Chips have all the crunches you need.

Finally, snacks have gotten healthy.

We've taken the humble but deadly potato chip and taken away a whole lot of fat and added a whole heap of fat.

Damn!

Confused?

You won't be.

With a controlled exercise and diet plan, the pounds just fall off and the fat gets radical.

It's time to take health to the streets.

It's time to make health cool.

Try all new healthy flavors like Radical Sour Cream and Black Licorice Quinoa, Funky Honey Mustard Greens and Ketchup Prawns, Chipotle Wheatgrass, Bavarian Car Key Party, Dry Greek Rub Greens, and Norwegian Salmon Rancher Surprise.

Yum!

Phat Chips, Get Crunching and Stop Crunches.

We've made healthy snacking cool.

TCS Energy Pro

TCS Energy Pro 1

1:00 · 14 stations · 2014

TCS Energy Pro 1: transcript

1:00 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Guys, we all know it's all about the T.

And when your T gets low, it's over.

You lose testosterone over time.

By the time the average man hits 45, he's got about as much testosterone as a 13-year-old girl.

And that's a fact proven by science.

That spells trouble in the bedroom and the boardroom.

Low T means decreased sex drive, increased depression, and manic worry about getting old.

It means going out in public in sweatpants because you just don't care anymore.

It means decreased muscle mass.

It means having to wear glasses.

Yes, these and many other problems are from low T.

But worry no longer.

Many of you are rightly frightened of gel patches or injections.

So it's time to get your T the modern way.

In a sports drink laden with caffeine and sugar to power your workout or important meeting.

Thanks to TCS Energy Pro.

Yes, it has an acronym because it's a fully scientific product.

So be prepared for scientific results that will literally blow you away.

TCS Energy Pro, the scientific sports drink for men.

TCS Energy Pro

TCS Energy Pro 2

0:48 · 14 stations · 2014

TCS Energy Pro 2: transcript

0:48 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Remember how level-headed and focused you were as a teenager?

That was because you had the highest amount of testosterone in your life.

You literally couldn't stop masturbating and getting into fights.

Wasn't life perfect?

Don't bother with gels, patches, and injections.

Go with the energy drink that gives you the maximum amount of T by law.

TCS Energy Pro.

T for testosterone, C for caffeine and S for sucrose.

Now you can be as angry, hyped up and dumb as a football player in minutes, without a concussion.

TCS Energy Pro gives you energy like a pro!

It's fully scientific so be prepared for scientific results that will literally blow you away!

It's science!

TCS Energy Pro.

The scientific sports drink for men!

Visit Liberty City

Visit Liberty City

0:52 · 14 stations · 2014

Visit Liberty City: transcript

0:52 · 14 stations · 2014 · ad transcript

Come visit Liberty City, the city that never sleeps.

I really love the pizza.

I love the billboards.

I like how the whole place smelled like piss in the summer.

It's tiny, crowded, and hideously expensive.

The perfect vacation spot that's extremely unrelaxing and hasn't been culturally relevant since 1982.

Meet locals who consider a 3D soda billboard in Star Junction culture.

Go on a cruise of a polluted harbor.

Pay $1,000 to take a family of four out to the theater to watch men prance about and sing pop songs from the 80s.

Realize why half the town's in therapy.

You enjoy living in San Andreas.

We make culture for the country because it has none.

Isn't it time you visited the other coast where you're packed on a subway with vermin?

Visit Liberty City.

For years, you've been sneered at from afar.

Why not do it in person?

Book your Liberty City vacation today.

Just don't forget a return flight.

Larry's RV Sales

Larry's RV Sales

0:51 · 2 stations · 2013

Larry's RV Sales: transcript

0:51 · 2 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Travel around the country in style in a recreational vehicle from Larry's Used RV Sales.

Spend your golden years living on a bus with all the luxuries of home.

A tiny stove, a minuscule toilet, and a shower that's like a dog pissing on you.

Imagine spending weeks on end living in a tin can surrounded by 400 gallons of your own piss and shit in a holding tank.

It's a true paradise, and far superior to any hotel or rental home, many of our RVs get up to six or seven miles a gallon downhill.

Enjoy the nomadic lifestyle and visit RV campgrounds around this great country, where your new neighbors in the vehicle next to you are either fun-loving meth heads or exciting and mysterious serial killers.

Stop by Larry's Used RV Sales today.

Floyd's Scrap Metal

Floyd's Scrap Metal

0:51 · 2 stations · 2013

Floyd's Scrap Metal: transcript

0:51 · 2 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hey there!

Why invest in currency, stocks, or real estate?

They aren't tangible assets.

When the market crashes, you're left with nothing.

Invest in something real.

Get in on the next boom now with Floyd's Scrap Metal Emporium.

Strip mining's been popular with companies.

Now you can take strip mining urban as we strip mine a church or empty condo.

It's the next economy that junkies discovered.

Now you can cash in on it.

Gut your plumbing.

Melt down your knives and forks for cash.

Take apart old electronics.

Dissect batteries yourself and take out the lead.

These days, buyers are paying top dollar for metal.

Melt down your kid's tricycle or your aging mother's wheelchair and turn it into cold, hard cash.

She's going to be dead soon anyway.

Quit pushing her around.

We'll see you at Floyd's Scrap Metal Emporium.

Buddy's Trucking

Buddy's Trucking

0:49 · 2 stations · 2013

Buddy's Trucking: transcript

0:49 · 2 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hi, I'm Buddy Delmont of Buddy's Trucking.

We're a family owned and operated truck driving outfit.

Have you ever wanted to see the beauty of real America while popping Benzedrine and having sex with scary women in towns nobody's ever heard of?

Well then, the trucking industry just might be for you.

Finally, a job where you can smoke at work, poop in a coffee can and fling it out the window, and sleep at a rest stop surrounded by serial killers.

Truck driving.

It's the excitement of the open road.

The joyful pleasures of the man alone in the middle of nowhere.

Slowly going mad at his own thoughts.

Surrounded by society's flotsam and jetsam.

Contact Buddy's Trucking and live the rest of your life out on the road.

10-4, good buddy.

Don's Country Store

Don's Country Store

0:42 · 2 stations · 2013

Don's Country Store: transcript

0:42 · 2 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Hi, I'm Don of Don's Country Store, your one-stop shop for night crawlers, stink bait, animal calls, fishing license, deer weigh station, mashed liquor, rocking chairs and shotguns, fireworks, Burley's world-famous pies, Civil War memorabilia, reading material, castor oil, VHS tapes, and the newest fax and telex machines.

We also offer hog feed, chicken feed, and Merlin's Harmony Grits.

We have patriotic items, too.

We are the center of a thriving community.

Stop by and set a spell.

Don's Country Store.

Blaine County Bank

Blaine County Bank

0:32 · 2 stations · 2013

Blaine County Bank: transcript

0:32 · 2 stations · 2013 · ad transcript

Remember when someone at the bank knew your name?

When they were part of the community.

We're Blaine County Savings Bank.

We're not like big city banks.

First off, we don't lend money to foreigners.

We're about a simpler time.

If we get into trouble, we're sure folks will rally around us, just like in the movies.

If you need a loan to buy a new tractor, combine, meth lab, or want to borrow money against future crop yields or your land, come in and ask for Janus.

Blaine County Savings Bank.

Your hometown bank.

Kult FM Horoscope: Aries

0:54 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Aries: transcript

0:54 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

Now, one of the greats of all time, with his prophetic foretellings, bow.

Here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Apologies, my Aries children.

This Saturn retrograde through your sixth house may have you feeling like you're driving bumper-to-bumper on Del Perro Freeway, heading to downtown Los Santos for your evening Ashtanga class, going absolutely nowhere.

Take this time to realize that the present moment is all you have, and eventually you will make it to your ultimate destination.

And until you do, back to you.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Cancer

0:55 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Cancer: transcript

0:55 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now, bow to greatness.

Bow for your prince.

Here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Cancerarians are the children of the moon.

The night is when they shine the brightest.

It's a shame you sit at home alone, little crabs.

It's not uncommon for people to spend their entire lives sipping turmeric lattes from the Bean Machine in Vespucci Beach, waiting to start living.

But I predict with these upcoming transits, your wait will be over.

So cleanse that aura, strap on your sandals, and step onto this earthly plane.

Till then, back to you.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Capricorn

0:42 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Capricorn: transcript

0:42 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

Let's hear what the stars have to say... bow to greatness!

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Step on the brake and take it easy, Capricorn.

You might burn yourself out.

All of these retrogrades could be messing up your future plans.

It might feel like you've just chugged six Junk Energy drinks and scaled Mount Chiliad.

But remember, the Redwood cigarette that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

That's it from me.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Gemini

0:54 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Gemini: transcript

0:54 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And with a quick word from a towering legend of the now, bow to your prince, Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Hello, Gemini, the celestial twins of the sky.

You may get the reputation of being the least trustworthy sign at the party, but I'm here to tell you, with the concentration of planets moving through your seventh house this winter, it is time for a consciousness revolution.

Study your reflection in the stillness of the Alamo Sea.

You may learn that if you do not trust the reflection, you are the one making it untrustworthy.

Good luck, and back to you.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Leo

0:50 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Leo: transcript

0:50 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now a message from the stars.

Here's a legend, bow to your prince, Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Honestly, Leo, I feel as if you have had way too much intrusion on your personal space this past new moon.

The hard planetary aspects filling up your first house have been getting in your way.

My advice to you is to be like your favorite movie star at the Vinewood Wax Museum: arrive without leaving, see without looking, achieve without doing a thing.

That's that.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Libra

0:46 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Libra: transcript

0:46 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And with a quick word from a towering legend of the now, bow to your prince, Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Greetings, Libra.

The candles are lit, the incense is burning.

Can you hear the music?

Celebrate this solar eclipse in the best way you know how.

Life is a dancer from the Vanilla Unicorn and you are the dance.

She will move you all night long.

That's all from me.

Back to you.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Pisces

0:51 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Pisces: transcript

0:51 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now with the greatest horoscope of all time, here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

To all you Pisces tuned in today, I can feel how you're attuned to the universe.

Your avatar is channeling radio waves from a higher consciousness.

Neptune is at home in the first house, leaving you with the wanting of harmony in the global community.

You've been all around this city from the Pacific Bluffs to Mirror Park and you're still lost.

The further one goes, the less one knows.

Wabi Sabi, my fish friend.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Sagittarius

0:52 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Sagittarius: transcript

0:52 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

Now, one of the greats of all time, with his prophetic foretellings, bow.

Here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Sagittarius are the wandering sages of the Celestial Wheel.

Uranus will be passing through your eighth house.

During this time, prepare yourself to uncover a secret.

You won't find it at Up-n-Atom Burger unless you know to order the off-the-menu burger with extra banana peppers.

Or perhaps you'll find it at the Splitsides Comedy Club.

For the secret is laughter.

Kicking it right back to you.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Scorpio

0:55 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Scorpio: transcript

0:55 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now a message from the stars.

Here's a legend, bow to your prince, Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Scorpios are the detectives of the astrological wheel.

The one who is best at uncovering secrets is also the finest at concealing them.

Looking at the celestial sky, it shows me your third eye will be clouded for a time as Neptune enters your 12th house.

Why don't you get a room?

At the Richman Hotel, perhaps?

There will have to come a time of subjective self-realization.

If you want to find me, look inside your heart.

Namaste.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Taurus

0:53 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Taurus: transcript

0:53 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now, bow to greatness.

Bow for your prince.

Here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Taurus, my Earth children, this upcoming full moon will be conjunct with Jupiter, shining on your innermost desires.

As you are natural builders, I want you to remember how we shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside the pot that holds whatever we truly want.

May your empty one-bedroom apartment in Mirror Park be filled with joy and all the Pisswasser your soul can inhale.

That's it for me.

Thanks, Mac.

Kult FM Horoscope: Virgo

0:48 · Kult FM · 2020

Kult FM Horoscope: Virgo: transcript

0:48 · Kult FM · 2020 · ad transcript

And now with the greatest horoscope of all time, here's Mac DeMarco.

Welcome to Mac DeMarco's Cosmic Commute.

Dear Virgos, this Venus retrograde has been very active in your chart.

This unrequited love energy has been blowing through your heart like the Blaine County desert winds blowing out the city's power grid.

But just like the weather, this too shall pass.

For the past has no power over the present moment and your lights are still on.

That's all from me.

Thanks, Mac.

Who Composed the GTA 5 Score

GTA 5 was the first game in the series with its own score: over 20 hours of original mission music. Four composers wrote it, and DJ Shadow shaped it into an album.

GTA 5 score · composer · 1 of 4

Tangerine Dream

Edgar Froese · 62 hours of music in 8 months

For years Froese turned down game studios because games seemed stupid to him. After visiting Rockstar he said yes and recorded 62 hours of raw material in eight months, which the team built the mission score from. GTA 5 was his first game.

Place Of Conclusions

Tangerine Dream · The Cinematographic Score — GTA 5 (2014)

Tangerine Dream album

Source: Polygon, 10/03/2013

GTA 5 score · composer · 2 of 4

Woody Jackson

Trevor's music · Vox Recordings studio

The composer behind Red Dead Redemption and L.A. Noire started with Trevor's "desert rock". For it he formed the band Shark Week with Deantoni Parks of The Mars Volta and Michael Shuman of Queens of the Stone Age. Live instruments for the whole score were recorded at his Vox Recordings studio.

Mr. Trevor Philips

Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · Vol. 2: The Score

Source: Polygon, 10/03/2013; The Hollywood Reporter, 10/26/2013

GTA 5 score · composers · 3 of 4

The Alchemist & Oh No

"Welcome to Los Santos" theme · The Lab station

They received almost 30 sessions from the other composers and treated them the way they'd treat their own record. Oh No wrote the main theme, "Welcome to Los Santos", and in 2015 the duo got their own station, The Lab.

Welcome to Los Santos

Oh No · Vol. 1: Original Music

Source: Polygon, 10/03/2013

GTA 5 score · arrangement · 4 of 4

DJ Shadow

Assembled The Score volume

In the game, the score plays as stems that shift as a mission unfolds. For the album, DJ Shadow turned the four composers' shared material into finished tracks for The Score. He's credited on the album but not in the game.

We Were Set Up

Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · Vol. 2: The Score

Source: Polygon, 10/03/2013

The Music of GTA V: Three Volumes and Tracklist

The official soundtrack came out on September 24, 2013, a week after the game: 59 tracks across three volumes, 3 h 36 min. Below it, a separate Tangerine Dream album with Froese's music alone.

Vol. 1 · Original Music cover

The Music of GTA V · Rockstar Games / Mass Appeal · Sep 24, 2013

59 tracks in three volumes

Rockstar Games and Mass Appeal released the album digitally a week after the game, followed by a CD and vinyl box set on December 9, 2014. It peaked at No. 11 on Billboard's Top Soundtracks chart.

Vol. 1 · Original Music · 18 tracks

Original music from the radio artists, from Oh No's "Welcome to Los Santos" theme to The Chain Gang of 1974's "Sleepwalking".

Vol. 2 · The Score · 22 tracks

The mission score by Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist and Oh No, arranged by DJ Shadow. Produced by Woody Jackson and Ivan Pavlovich.

  • We Were Set Up

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 3:32

    01

    3:32

  • A Legitimate Business Man

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 2:58

    02

    2:58

  • A Haze of Patriotic Fervor

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 5:31

    03

    5:31

  • Los Santos at Night

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 1:43

    04

    1:43

  • North Yankton Memories

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:03

    05

    4:03

  • The Grip

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 3:10

    06

    3:10

  • Mr. Trevor Philips

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:26

    07

    4:26

  • A Bit of an Awkward Situation

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:43

    08

    4:43

  • No Happy Endings

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 5:20

    09

    5:20

  • His Mentor

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 1:27

    10

    1:27

  • (Sounds Kind of) Fruity

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:45

    11

    4:45

  • Minor Turbulence

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:34

    12

    4:34

  • Chop the Dog

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:11

    13

    4:11

  • A Lonely Man

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 3:32

    14

    3:32

  • You Forget a Thousand Things

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 3:36

    15

    3:36

  • Impotent Rage / Am I Being Clear Now?

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 2:08

    16

    2:08

  • Fresh Meat

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:04

    17

    4:04

  • Therapy and Other Hobbies

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 0:57

    18

    0:57

  • Rich Man's Plaything

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 4:07

    19

    4:07

  • The Agency Heist

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 3:22

    20

    3:22

  • Hillbilly Crank Dealers' Blues

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 5:19

    21

    5:19

  • Welcome to Los Santos (Outro)

    Tangerine Dream, Woody Jackson, The Alchemist, Oh No & DJ Shadow · 1:12

    22

    1:12

Vol. 3 · The Soundtrack · 19 tracks

Licensed songs from the game's radio stations, opening with Flying Lotus and Niki Randa's "The Kill".

Cover of Tangerine Dream's The Cinematographic Score — GTA 5

Tangerine Dream · Eastgate · Mar 24, 2014

The Cinematographic Score — GTA 5

Only what Edgar Froese recorded for the game, without the other score composers' layers. A limited release: 2,000 CDs for fans, plus MP3 and FLAC from the label's store. Recorded in Vienna and Berlin in 2012–2013 and released ten months before Froese's death. It isn't on streaming services.

Only what Edgar Froese recorded for the game, without the other score composers' layers. A limited release: 2,000 CDs for fans, plus MP3 and FLAC from the label's store. Recorded in Vienna and Berlin in 2012–2013 and released ten months before Froese's death. It isn't on streaming services.

12 tracks · 63:48 · 30-second previews · full album only on Eastgate

  • Place Of Conclusions

    Tangerine Dream · 5:15

    01

    5:15

  • Streets Of Fortune

    Tangerine Dream · 4:54

    02

    4:54

  • Mission Possible

    Tangerine Dream · 4:15

    03

    4:15

  • Downtown Los Santos

    Tangerine Dream · 5:06

    04

    5:06

  • Blaine County Sunrise

    Tangerine Dream · 5:26

    05

    5:26

  • Burning The Bad Seal

    Tangerine Dream · 5:17

    06

    5:17

  • Beyond The Weakest Point

    Tangerine Dream · 6:09

    07

    6:09

  • Sadness, Grief And Hope

    Tangerine Dream · 4:38

    08

    4:38

  • Diary Of A Robbery

    Tangerine Dream · 5:36

    09

    5:36

  • Draw The Last Line Somewhere

    Tangerine Dream · 6:13

    10

    6:13

  • The Dangerous Mile

    Tangerine Dream · 5:42

    11

    5:42

  • Living On A Razor Edge

    Tangerine Dream · 5:17

    12

    5:17

How the GTA 5 Music Was Made

Official videos from labels and Rockstar about the score composers and the stations.

Mass Appeal · Apr 21, 2015 · 3:56

The Alchemist & Oh No: How the Game's Music Became an Album

The GTA 5 score co-composers talk about where their ideas came from and how the game's music and its Southern California feel grew into the album Welcome to Los Santos. The album came out in April 2015 alongside the PC version and became The Lab's playlist.

18+Four more official Rockstar videos from the GTA Online Sessions series are age-restricted and won't play in an embedded player. Watch them on YouTube: Flying Lotus, Thundercat and Oh No (2014); The Alchemist, Oh No and Wavves (2015); The Chain Gang of 1974 (2015); Tyler, the Creator, Odd Future and Danny Brown (2015)

GTA 5 Music FAQ

The radio wheel now has 27 stations. They arrived in waves:

On PS5 and Xbox Series X|S, the GTA Online stations play in story mode too. Every station and host is in the Radio Stations section.

The current game files hold 950 songs across 23 music stations and the Media Player. Here's how it grew:

  • 241 licensed songs at launch in 2013
  • +162 songs in the 2014 release for PS4, Xbox One and PC
  • 250+ tracks from a single update, The Cayo Perico Heist (2020)

Look up any song or artist with the search above the stations.

Non-Stop-Pop FM. It's hosted by model and actress Cara Delevingne and plays pop, R&B and dance-pop from the '80s to the 2010s.

For modern hip-hop, tune to Radio Los Santos; for classic rock, Los Santos Rock Radio.

GTA 5 was the first game in the series with an original mission score, over 20 hours of it. It was written by:

  • Tangerine Dream (Edgar Froese)
  • Woody Jackson
  • The Alchemist and Oh No

DJ Shadow assembled the shared material into album tracks for The Score volume. Tangerine Dream released Froese's music on its own in 2014. More in the score and album sections.

More than twenty artists wrote music for the game and GTA Online. The best known:

  • Flying Lotus — originals for his own station, FlyLo FM (2013)
  • A$AP Rocky, Twin Shadow, Wavves, OFF!, HEALTH and Tyler, the Creator — songs for the 2013 radio
  • Solomun — "Customer Is King" (2018)
  • BADBADNOTGOOD and MF DOOM — "The Chocolate Conquistadors" (2020)
  • Dr. Dre — six songs for The Contract update (2021)

The other artists and their tracks are in the Exclusives section, and the DJs and Dr. Dre who were recorded for GTA Online are in Real Artists Inside the Game.

Yes, through GTA Online updates. The main ones:

No new stations have been added since 2021. In 2023 a DâM-FunK album was added to the Media Player.

Only on PC, through Self Radio. Put MP3, WMA or M4A files in Documents\Rockstar Games\GTA V\User Music and they'll play on that station.

Consoles don't support custom radio music.

Every track on this page has a preview and links to Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube. Beyond that:

  • Rockstar keeps official station playlists on Spotify and Apple Music tagged (GTAV), such as "Non-Stop-Pop FM (GTAV)"
  • the three-volume album The Music of GTA V is on Spotify and Apple Music

The playlists don't fully match the in-game stations, since streaming and game licenses differ.

Yes. The Music of Grand Theft Auto V came out digitally on September 24, 2013, and as a CD and vinyl box set on December 9, 2014.

In 2014 Tangerine Dream separately released The Cinematographic Score: 2,000 CDs, plus MP3 and FLAC from the Eastgate label store.

Only one GTA 5 host has officially returned: Palms Trax, who co-hosts AfroBank FM with Burna Boy in GTA 6. None of the six GTA 6 stations revealed so far come from GTA 5, and Lazlow left Rockstar in 2020.

Everything about the new game's radio is on the GTA 6 Soundtrack page.

Rockstar doesn't give reasons. GTABoom reports that game music licenses usually run about ten years, and GTA 5 came out in 2013. So far these tracks have been pulled:

  • Kano — "Can't Hold Back (Your Loving)" from Space 103.2, July 2021
  • Moloko — "The Time Is Now" from Non-Stop-Pop FM, September 2026

Station cards mark these tracks as removed. GTA IV went through the same thing: in 2018, when its licenses expired, 33 tracks were cut.

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